What did Homer Simpson say when he hit a deer in the street?
D'oe!
What did Homer Simpson say when the bakery ran out of bread?
Dough!
What did Homer say to Bart when Bart was getting too obsessed with a girl?
"You're a simp, son!"
What did Homer say when he didn't bag a female deer on the hunting trip?
"Doe!"
Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule: 1. Impersonate Homer Simpson 2. Read about bushcraft 3. Watch ludicrously silly play 4. Replace button on blouse 5. Start making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Sew, Latte Dough.
What is Homer Simpsons favorite ice cream?
Cookie D'OH!
What video game system does Homer Simpson play?
Ninten-doh!
Homer Simpson is an alcoholic because he is following his dad's only piece of advise
Life's Duff!
Homer had a hard time writing factually.
It was his Achilles heel.
What's Homer Simpson's least favorite ingredient in pizza?
Dough!
Post was on a picture of the Simpsons where there was a flashback between Homer and Marge taking care of Bart and Lisa but theres a picture of Maggie in the background before she was born
*Homer robbing a bank*
Homer: gimme the money
Guy at the bank: Give you the what?
Homer: d’oh!!!
Ever notice that in 'The Simpsons,' Homer choking Bart is a recurring gag?
What is Homer Simpson’s favourite fruit?
An Avoca-D’oh!
I tried reading Homer's The Odyssey but couldn't understand a word of it
It's all Greek to me
Homer Simpson was driving down the highway and hit a deer...
It was a “doh”.
So if Marge and Homer Simpson are doing the dirty-do..
Does that make Marge a homer-sexual?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
A Doe!
What does Homer Simpson use to make bread?
D'oh!
What does Homer Simpson make his pizzas with?
D'oh!
