My extremely low effort drawn out pun. Whatβs it trying to say?
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Out-punned by an experienced dad
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︎ Mar 25 2020
Cardboard cut out puns
Fathers day dinner tonight for my dad and my sister and family can't be there because of travel restrictions. I've organised life size cardboard cut outs of them and had my sister record a few dad jokes/puns. But I need help coming up with more ... the best, worst and cringiest are all welcome!
So far I have..
"I'm feeling a little flat"
"I'm board ... cardboard"
"You'd think my ears are painted on, You'll have to speak up"
"Can you believe someone told me I had the personality of cardboard"
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Food truck rolling out puns
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︎ Aug 13 2018
Why did the non-binary prospector head out West?
Because there was gold in them/their hills!
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︎ Feb 02 2021
Went to GameStop to use the bathroom, but it was out of order...
I guess I have to keep holding it.
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︎ Jan 30 2021
Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.
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︎ Jan 27 2021
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
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︎ Feb 05 2021
If you have ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly
Because communication is key
Edit: it's from here, so please give the op credit
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Today I found out that you can actually hear the blood flowing through your veins.
You just have to listen varicosely.
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︎ Jan 24 2021
Two Deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says
βI canβt believe I blew 40 bucks in thereβ
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︎ Feb 02 2021
Chinese take out: 8 dollars. Tip: 2 dollars. Getting home to find out they forgot part of your order...
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︎ Dec 15 2020
What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
Someone who points out the obvious.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
Why was 4 afraid to ask out 5?
Because he was 2 squared.
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle. So I guess it was...
...an ether/oar situation...
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︎ Dec 28 2020
I'm an atheist 11 months out of the year, but in December...
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︎ Dec 21 2020
I was figuring out what career path I should take.
Geology rocks, geography is where itβs at. But ultimately, making mirrors is what I really see myself doing.
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︎ Feb 07 2021
I'll see myself out π€£
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︎ Dec 27 2020
My printer was making music so I checked it out.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
I tried dating a communist, but it didnβt work out.
There were too many red flags.
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︎ Feb 04 2021
What do Mexicans eat when it's cold out?
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︎ Nov 07 2020
Trying to figure out which picture is better of my son.
I have one without a filter and one with a filter https://imgur.com/BCc6kx4.jpg
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︎ Feb 10 2021
I just found out that Einstein was a real person...
I always thought he was a theoretical physicist.
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︎ Jan 30 2021
Easiest way to flush them out
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︎ Feb 04 2021
I've offered my elderly neighbour $20 to try out her stair lift.
I think she's going to take me up on it.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
I figured out why Teslas are so expensive.
Itβs because they charge a lot.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
A midget stumbles out of the bar...
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︎ Dec 07 2020
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
Please donβt resort to violins and anger if you donβt notice.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
The hardest part for someone when coming out
Saying it with a straight face
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︎ Jan 27 2021
Text message conversation with my dad the other day, where I out-dadded him.
Dad: Give me your best knock knock joke. Or jokes. Do it when you can no rush.
Me: Does it have to be a knock knock joke or can it be any joke?
Dad: Knock Knock.
Me: Whoβs there?
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︎ Oct 09 2020
Loves it out there
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Iβll see myself out
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︎ Feb 05 2021
2 snowmen out in a field, one turns to the other and says...
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︎ Feb 01 2021
How can I get someone to hang out with me, laugh at each otherβs jokes, and maybe share some fun platonic experiences together throughout our lives?
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︎ Dec 21 2020
In the movie Inside Out, what is Joyβs blood type?
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︎ Feb 03 2021
I made a belt out of watches
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︎ Jan 10 2021
What's it called when Batman skips out on Church?
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Bought a litre and a half of White-Out/Tipp-Ex
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︎ Feb 11 2021
What's green, has 4 legs, and could kill you if it fell out of a tree?
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︎ Dec 20 2020
My roomba went out my front door and a pack of bears attacked it, an eagle carried it away to the ocean, and a shark finished it off.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Snowman family be chilling out here.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
These puns are getting out of Mein Kampfort zone
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︎ Jan 31 2021
Poor dude must be spaced out.
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︎ Oct 15 2020
What do buffalo do when they run out of bread?
They go to the store to bison.
:D :D :D :D :D
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︎ Jan 31 2021
Why didnβt 4 ask out 5?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
My printer was making music so I checked it out
Turns out the paper was jamming
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︎ Feb 05 2021
My printer started making music, so I checked it out...
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︎ Feb 09 2021
I figured out why teslas cost so much.
Itβs because they charge a lot.
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︎ Jan 24 2021
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the utilities closet?
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︎ Feb 04 2021
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