Aah the outdoors.
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︎ Apr 24 2020
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
I went to an outdoor mall today and there was guy misting water at people as they walked by. My wife quickly avoided him.
Mister mister missed her.
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︎ Aug 29 2020
Did you hear about all the competition in the outdoor pickled cabbage contest?
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︎ Jul 10 2020
McDonald's now has outdoor seating again
Just wanted to give you that little nugget
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︎ May 29 2020
Why should people with heart disease avoid sleeping outdoors?
Because camping is in tents.
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︎ Apr 07 2020
My 6 year old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill...
Looks like sheβs preparing some kind of Barbie queue...
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︎ May 13 2020
My boss said that an outdoor concert was fine this fourth of July celebration despite the forecast f rain...
Just so I cover all the bassists.
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︎ Feb 16 2020
Do you know what the most intense outdoor activity is?
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︎ Aug 30 2019
In my town, there was a court case between a husband and wife about who owned an outdoor storage building.
In the end, the judge dismissed it because the only evidence was "he shed, she shed".
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︎ Apr 09 2019
Why donβt computer programmers like the outdoors?
Because thereβs too many bugs
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︎ Apr 22 2019
Shopping at foreign outdoor markets
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︎ Nov 24 2018
My friend caught hypothermia while painting outdoor scenes in Northern Canada.
Everyone thinks he needed a second coat.
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︎ Mar 13 2019
I always think about getting a job estimating crowd sizes for different outdoor events.
I wonder how many people are in that field.
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︎ Nov 01 2018
Walking around some outdoor shops yesterday...
...we passed by a decorative stone speaker playing some music.
My three-year old: "What's that?"
Not wanting to let the moment slip I simply replied:
"Oh, that's just some rock music."
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︎ Feb 20 2017
The wife was nattering on and on at the outdoor maze, it was hard for me to say anything.
i couldn't get a word in hedgeways
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︎ Jan 10 2019
Ad appeared in personal ads section.... Middle aged outdoors man, avid bass fisherman looking for like minded single woman with a bass boat....
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︎ Dec 23 2018
When I was little, we went to an outdoor lecture featuring the original cast of Star Trek. I was especially excited to see Bones. Unfortunately, we were seated toward the side of the amphitheater, where huge oaks had been planted to frame the stage.
As a result, I couldn't see DeForest through the trees
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︎ Jul 24 2018
I called the police because a man was screaming about large bodies of water and outdoor storage units, but when the police arrived they couldn't arrest him, as he denied everything.
It was a real "He Said Sea Shed" situation.
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︎ Aug 24 2018
I dont like outdoor markets
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︎ Mar 26 2018
You know what my favorite winter outdoor activity is?
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︎ Mar 12 2018
Got my friends at an outdoor restaurant
The wind was high and dirt blew on us. As everyone was rubbing their eyes I said "one day we'll all look back on this day fondly. I'm sedimental like that." Groans ensued.
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︎ Jul 15 2016
Why should people with heart disease avoid sleeping outdoors?
Because camping is in tents.
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︎ Apr 06 2020
My 6 year old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill.
Looks like she is preparing some kind of barbie queue.
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︎ Jan 15 2019
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