What do you call it when you shave outdoors?
Was in my local gardening centre looking at outdoor floor boards when the owner asked me if I wanted decking?
Luckily I got the first punch in.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
I went to an outdoor mall today and there was guy misting water at people as they walked by. My wife quickly avoided him.
Mister mister missed her.
Did you hear about all the competition in the outdoor pickled cabbage contest?
Why should people with heart disease avoid sleeping outdoors?
Because camping is in tents.
McDonald's now has outdoor seating again
Just wanted to give you that little nugget
My 6 year old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill...
Looks like she’s preparing some kind of Barbie queue...
My boss said that an outdoor concert was fine this fourth of July celebration despite the forecast f rain...
Just so I cover all the bassists.
Do you know what the most intense outdoor activity is?
Shopping at foreign outdoor markets
In my town, there was a court case between a husband and wife about who owned an outdoor storage building.
In the end, the judge dismissed it because the only evidence was "he shed, she shed".
Why don’t computer programmers like the outdoors?
Because there’s too many bugs
My friend caught hypothermia while painting outdoor scenes in Northern Canada.
Everyone thinks he needed a second coat.
Walking around some outdoor shops yesterday...
...we passed by a decorative stone speaker playing some music.
My three-year old: "What's that?"
Not wanting to let the moment slip I simply replied:
"Oh, that's just some rock music."
I always think about getting a job estimating crowd sizes for different outdoor events.
I wonder how many people are in that field.
The wife was nattering on and on at the outdoor maze, it was hard for me to say anything.
i couldn't get a word in hedgeways
When I was little, we went to an outdoor lecture featuring the original cast of Star Trek. I was especially excited to see Bones. Unfortunately, we were seated toward the side of the amphitheater, where huge oaks had been planted to frame the stage.
As a result, I couldn't see DeForest through the trees
Ad appeared in personal ads section.... Middle aged outdoors man, avid bass fisherman looking for like minded single woman with a bass boat....
I dont like outdoor markets
I called the police because a man was screaming about large bodies of water and outdoor storage units, but when the police arrived they couldn't arrest him, as he denied everything.
It was a real "He Said Sea Shed" situation.
You know what my favorite winter outdoor activity is?
Got my friends at an outdoor restaurant
The wind was high and dirt blew on us. As everyone was rubbing their eyes I said "one day we'll all look back on this day fondly. I'm sedimental like that." Groans ensued.
Why should people with heart disease avoid sleeping outdoors?
Because camping is in tents.
My 6 year old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill.
Looks like she is preparing some kind of barbie queue.
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