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πŸ‘€︎ u/XavierCatlow
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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I got banned from my local gym

I gues I just didn't work out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dinnen1
πŸ“…︎ May 08
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I played Disturbed at the gym's playlist...

Everybody went down with the fitness

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πŸ“…︎ May 16
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What does a log do once he gets to the gym

He starts planking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedditorD2495
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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My Wife is an Hour Late to Meet me at the Gym

I don't think we're going to workout afterall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/delta-vs-epsilon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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A block of cheese went to the gym and

got shredded

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hanya_124
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09
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I invited my hot date to the gym for a training session, but she didn't show up.

That's when I knew that we weren't going to work out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlexJamesCook
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18
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My gym instructor suggested I do lunges to keep fit.

That would be a big step forward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BellaLugosisChips
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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I met a girl on Tinder and we were going to go to the gym on our first date, but she stood me up.

I suppose we aren't gonna work out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Such-Fig-3879
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22
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Where does Harry Potter keep his Gym equipment?

Behind the Dumb-Bell door..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unholysifiman21
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
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What is Cardi B’s name after she went to the gym?

Cardi-O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/white-shark7
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26
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I said to the gym instructor β€˜Can you teach me to do the splits?’

He said β€˜How flexible are you?’ I said β€˜I can’t make Tuesdays’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theskyguyuk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27
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A man in my gym just proposed and she said no.

They didn’t workout.

Edited: It changed to they.

Thanks lornstar7

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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A cow went to the gym

She exercised her calves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Khaos_Gorvin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27
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A lawyer went to the gym

He was trying to loose some lLBs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geekfreshier
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28
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Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperGrandPatzer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02
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My son proposed to his girlfriend while they were at the gym and she said no...

I guess they didn't work out!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hypeaze
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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I asked my friend to come to the gym with me. He said he was busy for the next 7 days....

Bit of a week excuse if you ask me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mascot_OCE
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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Why did the cheese go to the gym?

It wanted to get shredded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobafett01992
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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No-one laughs when I respond to "How was the gym?" with

"Heavy."

It's like my jokes carry no weight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Inarus06
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
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My boss asked me why I went to the gym to get office supplies

I told him that's where I get toner

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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I asked my personal trainer at the gym, which type of machine I should use to make myself more attractive to women?

He suggested, the cash machine .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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My personal trainer was upset at me because I kept using the same machine at the gym

It was the vending machine

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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These two jacked missionaries came to my door glorifying their new gym.

I told them I had no interest in joining Jehovah's Fitness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gralatus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03
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Why don't some couple go to gym ?

Because some relationship does not workout.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 01
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My school gym has a certain area set aside for people who like to be in the thick of things...

It's amid section.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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I asked the trainer at the gym, which machine I should use to impress the ladies?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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Today I asked a hot girl at the gym what her new year's resolution was. She replied β€œScrew you!”

So I'm pretty excited for the new year!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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I told my date to meet me at the gym, but she didn’t show up.

I guess this means we can’t work out.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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Why did the hamburger go to the gym?

To get nice buns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Mechatronix
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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Why did the student take her math homework to gym class?

She wanted to work out her problems

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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I went to my local Gym to learn to do the splits...

Gym instructor said: 'How flexible are you?'

Me: 'I can't make Tuesdays'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Altar-83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27
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My bodybuilder friend decided to quit the gym and get into seminary school instead.

Either way, he is cross training.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01
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Why did a car go to the gym?

To refine it's ABS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sujan111257
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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The gyms must stay open.

The Constitution guarantees the Freedom of the Press!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Where is the GYM located at Hogwarts?

Right through the Dumbell Door

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neo-1000
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Why aren’t there any patrons in the gym on Sundays?

They’re at mass.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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Last week I went to the gym almost every day ...

... almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vk6flab
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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A gym buff was denied an entry to an elevator

The reason was he whey too much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cbsxact7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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I haven't been to the gym in years

It's been so long that I've gone back to calling it James

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AusSpyder
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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What does a Priest do when he goes to the gym?

He Exorcises.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coyote_CoolAid
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Why did all the gym members sign the bike?

Because it was stationary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dwarvenfriend
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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My date was supposed meet me at the gym but they didn't show up.

That's when I knew we weren't going to work out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bryanBr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
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I met a girl on Tinder and we were going to go to the gym on our first date, but she stood me up.

I suppose we aren't gonna work out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Such-Fig-3879
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22
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I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me how to do the splits. He said β€˜how flexible are you?’

I said β€˜I can’t make Tuesdays’

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 02
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So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?"

He said "How flexible are you?". I said "I can't make Tuesdays".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn’t show up.

That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red_snake0329
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06
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