Gym puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XavierCatlow
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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I just saw real a real idiot at the gym.

He put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/parasnohwar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25
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Why did the chicken go to the gym?

To work on his pecks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plebspec
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13
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If we can go to the gym for body building

Why can't we go to the hospital for anti body building?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dreizo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08
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My pregnant girlfriend was noticing and complimenting my figure after going to the gym and eating healthily for some time.

Me: so what you’re saying is... β€œdad ass”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Made1meme
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06
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So I proposed my girlfriend at the gym yesterday

It didn't workout

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_F4DiL_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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I ran into my ex girlfriend at the gym.

We didn’t work out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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Why teddy bears don't go to the gym?

They don't wanna get ripped

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marakchuja
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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Why don’t some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don’t work out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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Finally realised these "gym" boards are not going to work out.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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A bridge between the gym and body boards
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13
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Back to not going to the gym I suppose.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14
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The lights went out at the gym, and the bodybuilders were fumbling around for their protein shakes...

Just couldn't find their whey in the dark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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Honestly, I don't mind leg day at the gym.

It's just the two days after that I can't stand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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I always see this really buff sea doggo at my local gym...

He's called Flex Seal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stick_in_the_mud_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27
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Why do Uber drivers skip the gym ?

Because they don't even Lyft

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02
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I just broke up with my gym today.

We just weren’t working out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09
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I wanted to know how to build big muscular shoulders. I tried asking a guy with big traps at the gym, but I still have no answer...

...every time I ask him, he just shrugs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mihaaal2481
πŸ“…︎ May 03
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There's a new machine at the gym, it does absolutely everything

Soft drinks, potato chips, chocolate cookies and candy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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Why doesn't the bell ring at the gym?

It's a dumb-bell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wholesome_cream
πŸ“…︎ May 02
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Went to the gym and saw some guy working out dressed as General Grievous

He was working fourarms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Subtle_Static
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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There was a line of people outside of the gym I workout at the other day. I found it quite weird as the line of people were paying money just to hit each other.

Guess you could call it a punchline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/STRAlGHTCANCER
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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Me to my daughter in regards to the gyms closing: "Guess I won't be flattening this curve." (As I pat my belly)

She rolled her eyes and sighed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Batchet
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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I lost my sweatpants, so I wore a pair of jeans to the gym.

It got ripped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/languagepotato
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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So I was at the gym with my friend and me being not so strong, he dared me to lift 195 pounds. So I added a 35lb, a 25lb, and a 15lb onto the bar...

The odds were stacked against me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Best_Bean
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13
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There will probably be a surge in weight lifting related injuries since all the gyms have closed.

Everyone will try to pick up where they left off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrMatt88
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27
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Today my son and I walked past a gym and he said "looks like they've closed down."

My response; "guess it didn't work out."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CurtLemmington
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Asked My Date To Meet Me At The Gym, But She Never Showed Up...

Guess the two of us aren’t going to work out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hana-Chi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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I tried to tell my friend a gym joke.

The punchline didn’t work out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Purplelaxguy33
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02
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Working at a climbing gym has its perks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ginganinja709
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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Why do some couples go to the gym

Cause they want there relationship to work out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coldsteel58
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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Started a new job recently and my fiance asked me if there was a gym in my building...

I said, not sure I haven't met everyone yet. She was not amused.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dubya525
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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Why don't ghosts go into gyms?

Because people are exorcising.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/epikshit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Why will you never find stolen cars in a gym? /r/Jokes/comments/f1x34s/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/languagepotato
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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I tried sleeping at the gym once

It didn’t workout

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hrvsjdufjfhd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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Instead of getting fit at the gym, my dad drinks soda.

He calls it fizzyotherapy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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A gym in Baghdad

Someone should open a gym in Baghdad and call it, β€œIraq My Weights.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Happyfhantum
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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Why did Satan go to the gym?

To get a 666 pack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjgobo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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My brother has recently got into going to the gym and has brought some whey protein powder

Every time he scoops some into his protein shake I go "Are you going to weigh it out, or just scoop it?" Followed by a beautiful groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr00000100
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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While I was at the gym, I decided to hop on a treadmill.

People started giving me weird looks, so I started jogging instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sp1cyRice
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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I went to the gym and hopped on the treadmill.

People started looking at me weird, so I started jogging instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumb-reply
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't workout.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mattt_MSI
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Yo man does your bag go to the gym?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/James-Underwood
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2018
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I've been pretty down on myself, I haven't been able to go to the gym.

I'm sure everything will work out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/j3fangorn88
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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Why did the line go to the gym?

Because it wanted to get in shape.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BartholomewDan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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Why don't some couple go to gym ?

Because some relationship don't work out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xd_Velociraptor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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Where did they keep the gym equipment at Hogwarts?

Behind the dumbbell door.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/salamanderoil
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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I own only two types of clothesβ€” I wear my gym clothes when I exercise.

For formal occasions, I wear my James clothes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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It's been 6 months now since I joined the gym and I still haven't lost any weight....

Maybe it's time I went down there to see what's going on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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I saw a sign outside the gym that said "OPEN 24/7"

I thought, "How useless is that? July is ages away."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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I was in the gym the other day, when I saw a man get down on one knee and propose to his girlfriend. Unfortunately she said no!

Well that didn't workout...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MartinHolroyd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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My son has been going to the gym all year round.

I've been going to the gym all year, round.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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I asked my gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He said how flexible are you? I said I can’t do Fridays.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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I was doing the bench press at the gym the other day...

I just had to get some things off my chest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cellomold
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Why did the hamburger go to the gym?

To get bigger buns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smolprincess928
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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I invited my girlfriend to go to the gym with me and I didn’t show up.

I hope she gets the message that we’re not working out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_IT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Yesterday I spotted a skinny guy at the gym

Always nice to help fellow gym goers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EWL98
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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My gym buddy died of a protein overdose

He had whey too much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeproductdesign
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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I'm having trouble finding a gym I like.

I think I should start to weigh my options...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dankshund
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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I was supposed to meet my girlfriend at the gym but she never showed

I guess we're not going to workout

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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What do you call Bell when she's acting stupid at the gym?

Dumbell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sk_Hulucool
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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*gym flashback intensifies*
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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Why did the shellfish go to the gym?

To get stronger mussels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carrocko
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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What breakfast food is always in the gym?

Shredded Wheat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wackyzebra43
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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My girlfriend and I haven't gone to the gym in over a year.

Our relationship isn't working out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dimer0
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2018
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The scariest machine in a gym is the ...

Dreadmill.

Most carb filled machine? The breadmill

Machine that is easiest to sleep on? The bedmill

A running joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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Why did the owl go to a gym?

Because he’s the stare master.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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Gym proposal
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mmerserker
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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What do Hogwarts students do in gym?

Hexercise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSD1982
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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My best friend wanted to vent to me about his inability to perform a proper bench press in the gym... I told him to get it off his chest.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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That couple is so happy to go to the gym every day.

Looks like their marriage is working out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keychainoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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I’ll buy the gym membership myself
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πŸ‘€︎ u/arik_soong
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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I haven't been to the gym in so long

I've gone back to calling it James

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTinyPlunger
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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I was working out my calves at the gym today.

The instructor said, "How the hell did you bring the cows here?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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Why couples would like to go to Gym together?

Because their relationship doesn’t WORK OUT

(Get this from KISS FM 101.1)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marigold_BR1224
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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I saw a guy at the gym bench pressing 280lbs

And thought to myself, "that's too weighty for me"

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πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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Why is the cheese afraid to go to the gym?

He doesn’t want to get shredded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/laedyenvy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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A girl saw her boyfriend flirting with other girls at the gym

She walked up to him and said this isn’t working out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Semi-Empathetic
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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After aimlessly walking around the gym for an hour, something occurred to me.

This isn’t working out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zachpledger
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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I spent ages at the gym trying to get a ripped body

but it just ended up in tears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elokwins
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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I go to the gym religiously.

About twice a year around the holidays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadeauxmarie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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What do you call a dinosaur who goes to the gym?

A T-flex

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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A guy proposed to his girlfriend at the gym today! She said no...

Guess that didn't workout

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cyklopet
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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So a man asked his gym teacher to teach him to do the splits...

The gym teacher said β€œHow flexible are you?”

So the man said β€œWell, I can’t make Tuesday’s”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_King_Of_Pop
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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What do you call a dinosaur that goes to the gym?

Tyrannosaurus pecks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kzab81
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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My son keeps borrowing my work out clothes to go to the gym...

..but now he has squatter's rights.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/balloonhat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Harry Potter went to his local gym. How did he get to the dumbbell room?

He went through the dumbbell door.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndreasBerthou
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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Forgot to bring my protein powder to the gym today

Guess I should've prepared whey in advance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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Asked my date to meet me at the gym, but she never showed up.

Guess the two of us aren't going to work out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/electric_leper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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I proposed to my girlfriend in the gym yesterday

But it didn't workout.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kytothelee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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While I was at the gym, I decided to hop on a treadmill.

People started giving me weird looks, so I started jogging instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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Why don’t some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don’t work out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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I just broke up with my gym today.

We just weren’t working out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_just_my_2_cents
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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