Gym puns
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︎ May 20 2019
I got banned from my local gym
I gues I just didn't work out
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︎ May 08 2021
I played Disturbed at the gym's playlist...
Everybody went down with the fitness
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︎ May 16 2021
What does a log do once he gets to the gym
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︎ Apr 12 2021
My Wife is an Hour Late to Meet me at the Gym
I don't think we're going to workout afterall.
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︎ Apr 28 2021
A block of cheese went to the gym and
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︎ Apr 09 2021
I invited my hot date to the gym for a training session, but she didn't show up.
That's when I knew that we weren't going to work out.
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︎ Apr 18 2021
My gym instructor suggested I do lunges to keep fit.
That would be a big step forward.
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︎ May 07 2021
I met a girl on Tinder and we were going to go to the gym on our first date, but she stood me up.
I suppose we aren't gonna work out.
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︎ Mar 22 2021
Where does Harry Potter keep his Gym equipment?
Behind the Dumb-Bell door..
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︎ Apr 26 2021
What is Cardi Bβs name after she went to the gym?
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︎ Mar 26 2021
I said to the gym instructor βCan you teach me to do the splits?β
He said βHow flexible are you?β I said βI canβt make Tuesdaysβ
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︎ Apr 27 2021
A man in my gym just proposed and she said no.
They didnβt workout.
Edited: It changed to they.
Thanks lornstar7
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︎ Jan 30 2021
A cow went to the gym
She exercised her calves.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
A lawyer went to the gym
He was trying to loose some lLBs
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︎ Mar 28 2021
Why don't some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don't work out.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
My son proposed to his girlfriend while they were at the gym and she said no...
I guess they didn't work out!
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︎ Mar 19 2021
I asked my friend to come to the gym with me. He said he was busy for the next 7 days....
Bit of a week excuse if you ask me.
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︎ Mar 18 2021
Why did the cheese go to the gym?
It wanted to get shredded.
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︎ Feb 18 2021
No-one laughs when I respond to "How was the gym?" with
"Heavy."
It's like my jokes carry no weight.
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︎ Jan 18 2021
My boss asked me why I went to the gym to get office supplies
I told him that's where I get toner
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︎ Mar 24 2021
I asked my personal trainer at the gym, which type of machine I should use to make myself more attractive to women?
He suggested, the cash machine .
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︎ Mar 17 2021
My personal trainer was upset at me because I kept using the same machine at the gym
It was the vending machine
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︎ Jan 31 2021
These two jacked missionaries came to my door glorifying their new gym.
I told them I had no interest in joining Jehovah's Fitness.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
Why don't some couple go to gym ?
Because some relationship does not workout.
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︎ Mar 01 2021
My school gym has a certain area set aside for people who like to be in the thick of things...
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︎ Mar 03 2021
I asked the trainer at the gym, which machine I should use to impress the ladies?
He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine. "
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Today I asked a hot girl at the gym what her new year's resolution was. She replied βScrew you!β
So I'm pretty excited for the new year!
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︎ Dec 21 2020
I told my date to meet me at the gym, but she didnβt show up.
I guess this means we canβt work out.
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︎ Feb 16 2021
Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Why did the student take her math homework to gym class?
She wanted to work out her problems
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︎ Feb 12 2021
I went to my local Gym to learn to do the splits...
Gym instructor said: 'How flexible are you?'
Me: 'I can't make Tuesdays'
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︎ Jan 27 2021
My bodybuilder friend decided to quit the gym and get into seminary school instead.
Either way, he is cross training.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
Why did a car go to the gym?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
The gyms must stay open.
The Constitution guarantees the Freedom of the Press!
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Where is the GYM located at Hogwarts?
Right through the Dumbell Door
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︎ Sep 29 2020
Why arenβt there any patrons in the gym on Sundays?
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︎ Jan 31 2021
Last week I went to the gym almost every day ...
... almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday ...
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︎ Dec 02 2020
A gym buff was denied an entry to an elevator
The reason was he whey too much.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
I haven't been to the gym in years
It's been so long that I've gone back to calling it James
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︎ Jan 07 2021
What does a Priest do when he goes to the gym?
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︎ Sep 11 2020
Why did all the gym members sign the bike?
Because it was stationary.
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︎ Dec 27 2020
My date was supposed meet me at the gym but they didn't show up.
That's when I knew we weren't going to work out.
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︎ Feb 08 2021
I met a girl on Tinder and we were going to go to the gym on our first date, but she stood me up.
I suppose we aren't gonna work out.
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︎ Mar 22 2021
I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me how to do the splits. He said βhow flexible are you?β
I said βI canβt make Tuesdaysβ
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︎ Apr 02 2021
So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?"
He said "How flexible are you?". I said "I can't make Tuesdays".
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︎ Jan 13 2021
I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didnβt show up.
That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.
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︎ Feb 06 2021
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