A list of puns related to "Chakuriki Gym"
For some strange reason K-1 breaks all of their news through Facebook, so I've copied today's announcement below:
> Gym That Produced Cikatic, Aerts, and had ties to Badr Hari, Sending Fighters to K-1 World Grand Prix Final 16 > > The prestigious Chakuriki Gym that produced the first generation K-1 Grand Prix Champion Branko Cikatic and three time K-1 Grand Prix champion Peter Aerts has announced participation in the K-1 RISING WORLD GRAND PRIX FINAL 16 to be held on Sunday, October 14 at the Tokyo Ryogoku Kokugikan Arena. > > Tom Harinck, chairman of Chakuriki Gym, says, "I've been with K-1 from the start. The first generation king was my student Branko Cikatic, and the second generation king was also my student, Peter Aerts. Many of the students who trained with me were active in K-1 and contributed to it. Badr Hari is one of them." Harinck's passion towards K-1 is evident as he adds, " Even if K-1 and I were separated, the ties cannot be cut loose.β > > Regarding the acquisition in Europe by Glory of It's Showtime, making it the world's largest stand-up martial arts organization, Harinck says, "I don't particularly like Showtime or Glory. Compared to the name of K-1, neither Showtime nor Glory are anything much. The one that popularized kickboxing all over the world is K-1." He further announced the three fighters he is sending to the Ryogoku event on October 14: "We will participate in the new K-1 Grand Prix. I will bring along Hesdy Gerges (Egypt), Raul Catinas (Romania), and Saulo Cavalari (Brazil) with me to the event in October. I have always been with K-1. I love K-1."
Hey all looking for recommendations, are there any affordable but reputable gyms for a beginner to learn a combat sport in Amsterdam preferably close to Westerpark/Centraal?
I would be interested in learning any of the following BJJ, kickboxing, boxing, or Krav Maga.
(An English friendly gym would be preferred)
Background: I'm not a kung fu guy. I do full contact karate. But I really need to know wtf chakuriki is.
The founder of Kyokushin karate, Mas Oyama, trained in multiple martial arts. Oyama was born in Korea but moved to Manchuria to live on his sister's farm. At that time he learned a martial art called "chinese fist chakuriki". Now everytime I search up chakuriki I always get the Dutch kickboxing gym "Chakuriki Gym". And any results of chakuriki outside of chakuriki gym always goes back to Mas Oyama's time in Manchuria. There seems to be no recorded history of this art. Anyone know what this is?
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
Theyβre on standbi
BamBOO!
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Christopher Walken
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
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