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πŸ‘€︎ u/XavierCatlow
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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My date was supposed meet me at the gym but they didn't show up.

That's when I knew we weren't going to work out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bryanBr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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A man in my gym just proposed and she said no.

They didn’t workout.

Edited: It changed to they.

Thanks lornstar7

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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No-one laughs when I respond to "How was the gym?" with

"Heavy."

It's like my jokes carry no weight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Inarus06
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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My personal trainer was upset at me because I kept using the same machine at the gym

It was the vending machine

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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These two jacked missionaries came to my door glorifying their new gym.

I told them I had no interest in joining Jehovah's Fitness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gralatus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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Why did the student take her math homework to gym class?

She wanted to work out her problems

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?"

He said "How flexible are you?". I said "I can't make Tuesdays".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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I asked the trainer at the gym, which machine I should use to impress the ladies?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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My bodybuilder friend decided to quit the gym and get into seminary school instead.

Either way, he is cross training.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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Why did the hamburger go to the gym?

To get nice buns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Mechatronix
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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I went to my local Gym to learn to do the splits...

Gym instructor said: 'How flexible are you?'

Me: 'I can't make Tuesdays'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Altar-83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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Today I asked a hot girl at the gym what her new year's resolution was. She replied β€œScrew you!”

So I'm pretty excited for the new year!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Why did a car go to the gym?

To refine it's ABS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sujan111257
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Why aren’t there any patrons in the gym on Sundays?

They’re at mass.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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A gym buff was denied an entry to an elevator

The reason was he whey too much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cbsxact7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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The gyms must stay open.

The Constitution guarantees the Freedom of the Press!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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I haven't been to the gym in years

It's been so long that I've gone back to calling it James

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AusSpyder
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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Last week I went to the gym almost every day ...

... almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vk6flab
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Where is the GYM located at Hogwarts?

Right through the Dumbell Door

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neo-1000
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Why did all the gym members sign the bike?

Because it was stationary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dwarvenfriend
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Why was the farmer arrested at the gym ?

He was destroying his calves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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I did a few laps around the gym today.

Tomorrow I might go in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Damander
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Why is Jesus a great gym buddy?

He'll show you the whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesmartass1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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What does a Priest do when he goes to the gym?

He Exorcises.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coyote_CoolAid
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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After years of worrying about my health, I made it to the gym today.

It feels like a weight’s been lifted from my chest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/attentyv
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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Wife after the gym: "Ugh I can't feel my arms"

reaches out and touches her arm "Oh that's ok, I'll feel them for you!"

Anyways I'm divorced now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeachPeachMcgee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I started going to the gym in my tuxedo, everything went well except the weight lifting...

Is not my strong suit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/walkingnottoofast
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Overheard two guys at the gym this morning.

Guy 1: Bro could you pass me that pamphlet?
Guy 2: Bro, sure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daudelin1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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My wife says I should join a gym...

Over my dad body.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kinjesus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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What happened to the egg that kept going to the gym?

It got yolked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConradFlick
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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I keep winning the "Laziest Member" award at my gym.

10 years not running.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xero19
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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I just saw real a real idiot at the gym.

He put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/parasnohwar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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Why did the chicken go to the gym?

To work on his pecks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plebspec
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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I was going to ask this girl out at my gym but she only had one leg and...

I'm lack toes intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuriouslySentient
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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A man proposes to a girl in the gym and she says no

I guess you could say that didn't workout.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Omega_23
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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I always try to push other people at the gym

I once knocked an old woman into a treadmill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rthomason11
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Honestly, I don't mind leg day at the gym.

It's just the two days after that I can't stand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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Why teddy bears don't go to the gym?

They don't wanna get ripped

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marakchuja
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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I ran into my ex girlfriend at the gym.

We didn’t work out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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So I proposed my girlfriend at the gym yesterday

It didn't workout

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_F4DiL_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn’t show up.

That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red_snake0329
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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Why did the hamburger go to the gym?

It wanted better buns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Where in Hogwarts is the GYM located?

Right through the Dumbell door.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Where is the gym located at Hogwarts?

Just out the dumbbell door.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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