The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"
"I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit.
Heard the business was expanding
Because it’s a posture fee
I got cut off.
I guess they successfully cured cancer.
An engineer who was unemployed for a long time decided to open a medical clinic. He puts a sign outside the clinic: "A cure for your ailment guaranteed at $500; we'll pay you $1,000 if we fail."
A Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic.
Doctor: "I have lost my sense of taste."
Engineer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "This is Gasoline!"
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money.
Doctor: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Engineer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "But that is Gasoline!"
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several days, more determined than ever to make his money back.
Doctor: "My eyesight has become weak."
Engineer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000," passing the doctor a $500 note.
Doctor: "But this is $500..."
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your vision back! That will be $500."
I got a standing ovulation.
It was for a good gauze.
She asks me to bring it drop it off at the lab for her and I ask, “where do I drop it off?”
She says, “Go in the front door and there’s a little desk that you -“
“Don’t you mean a LITTLE STOOL!?”
... I hope you guys enjoy that as much as I did. True story happened today!
....only has 1 knocker.
Come here often?
....but she enjoys the craic.
for mustard gas exposure, would you ever catch up to previous health levels?
Food for thought
because it's 20/20."
Unlike the grocery store, the clinic isn't adopting the "curbside pee-cup" system.
They said, “Maybe you should check your junk.”
Thank you for your cervix!
I'm gonna call it Half Off For Half Off
They said “No, you need toupee”.
That shit was expensive.
Turns out it was a good place for a break.
Which I thought was a little rash.
From Dad Joke of the day on facebook.
Doctor says: " I can clearly see you're nuts."
"I've been trying to reach you since the last three weeks but you wouldn't pick up the call," I said.
"I'm having some serious symptoms and I needed this appointment as soon as possible," I continued.
"Alright, alright," the doctor interfered. "Just be patient."
I'm gonna call it "GET IT OFF YOUR CHEST"!
A Coughy Filter!
Everybody there is sick.
A corneacopia.
Everybody looked funny.
He feels better now
They were Unplanned Parenthood.
Wife is sick, so we went to the walk-in clinic in town. While in the waiting room, I took the 7 month old to go look at their giant fish tank where I sadly found one laying flat on the bottom not moving. So I went to the front desk to give them a heads up. I said
"Hey I don't know if you guys know but you have a fish over laying on the bottom not moving."
The lady said oh no that's not good, we should call the maintenance guy.
I said "Yeah I don't know if you guys have a swim-up clinic or not, but I'd get him checked in ASAP."
Groans all around!
As the tech was anesthetizing the cat, the vet said, "Let's get this potty started!"
My mum sprained her ankle and my dad drove her to the nearby walk-in clinic.
Upon entering, with my mum hobbling along on her uninjured foot alongside him, he said to the receptionist "Walk-in? What about the hop-in?"
She looked at him with confusion.
Waste of excellent humour.
I was looking to turn myself around
The nurse asked the rabbit: "what is your blood type?" "I'm probably a type O" said the rabbit.
The nurse asked the rabbit: "What is your blood type?"
"I am probably a type O" said the rabbit.
