'Eye' want to hear your best eye related puns

I've got work experience at an vet eye specialist clinic, and I want to be thoroughly stacked up on bad puns. Any ideas fellow dads?

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📅︎ Oct 20 2016
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My wife sent me to run errands with the kids

And one of the destinations was to pick something up from a vet clinic (one of those online garage sales). When I got there they asked how they could help me.

While holding my kids I said, "I don't know but I think something is wrong with my dogs"

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📅︎ Jul 20 2017
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