Canadian Water

So my daughter was filling out a form that was asking if she has left the country recently. Well, technically she has. She took a canoe trip over the border into a wilderness area.

I told her that since she didn't go to any populated areas or contact any wildlife that she could just say no. She argued and said "Well, i mean i did come into contact with Canadian water and land."

I said, "Well, that's different. You know Canadian water has a different chemical composition, right?"

She just looked at me.

"Yeah, it's H2O A?"

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📅︎ Jul 18 2016
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Overheard this dad joke while at work.

My coworkers were talking about the wilderness and how mountain lions and the like have been coming down into more populated areas and down by the lake.

Then another coworker chimed in with, "I heard you can find cougars at the bars"

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