A list of puns related to "Outdoor Captions"
Get in, loser! It's time to SNARK. (Without any doxing, homophobia, hypes for direct contact, or any other general rule breaking.)
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Itβs been so quiet on social media lately. Is there another XL? There are a few of the previous XL members being really quiet on their Facebook and Instagram pages. Whatβs going on?!
Also. I refuse to watch another episode of Naked and Afraid of Love. π
I'm posting this because people have asked me to. I realize that I'm in a minority of people who think JBC is BG. I have done a lot of looking into JBC, and I still think it's him. I know that many people will disagree. Here is a list of pretty much all of the information I know of that seems to point towards him. I've tried to be as balanced as possible. Please be respectful even if you disagree.
First of all, here is the Actus Reus link with some of the physical descriptions for reference: https://www.actus-reus.com/delphi-evidence (you may have to scroll down a little bit to get to roman numeral II with the official description)
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
In Florida, it is my understanding that technically & legally, a person cannot bring their pet dog inside any eatery/restaurant and dine within. Outdoor dining is the exception, as that is a popular choice in most places. Of course, people do bring their pet dogs inside eateries, often claiming it's a service/ESA exception. Just as common are those that don't even fake the service animal angle and just bring in their pet dog knowing they can, because management usually looks the other way. I'm not talking about that, about customers who circumvent the rules put forth by state/local government or individual businesses. I'm talking about a restaurant owner themself actively promoting, against current law/ordinances (?), that any and all dogs, service animal or not, are welcome to come inside and dine along with their owners.
In this case, a local cafΓ© that serves food openly advertises and encourages customers to bring their pet dogs inside the coffee shop, no exclusions. It's a very popular place, and customers take full advantage of the invitation, showing off their dogs on social media getting cozy inside (and outside) the restaurant, while they eat and drink.
From the cafΓ©'s facebook page:
BRCC: We love dogs! Come see us and grab a drink for you, and a cup for your pup! βπΎ
Customer: Are dogs allowed inside?
BRCC: Yes!
Customer: Awesome! Thank you!
And so customers do bring their dogs of all kinds inside, with a complete understanding that it is allowed and supported by the owners themselves.
Can a city grant individual businesses exemption from state laws regarding animals in restaurants? I have looked over my city municode and can't find any wording that says the city can/will give special exemption from restaurant health codes standards. In fact, though the wording is outdated, the city ordinance says No animal, with the exception of seeing eye dogs, shall be permitted in restaurants. Animals are not permitted in grocery stores or other establishments selling food or staple goods. Animals found in prohibited places shall be impounded. Are certain business owners that determined to make a profit, that they would brazenly violate state and city health codes so they can drum up even more business? Have they been granted a special exemption? How is this not a liabil
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Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
I was browsing IG and my close batch is getting married and apparently, I was not invited to the wedding. That cut deep because our circle was super tight all throughout elem days up until a decade of working so that was like 2 decades? We always have our reunion every year, I even organized summer outings once or twice, I also organized Sat night out parties with them, drove them to BGC, QC, took care of the table charge, etc.
I would've understood if there's budget concerns kaya mej intimate siguro or di naconsider kasi di masyado close pero the straw that broke the camel's back was some people outside our batch na di talaga part ng circle was invited to the bridal shower so awkward naman kung di rin sila invited sa wedding AND people outside of the PH was tagged and photoshopped na andun daw sila in spirit. Damn it hurts seeing yung group pic nila with the caption "nice seeing you guys after 2 years. So fun to be reunited after the pandemic."
Gusto ko sana mag-PM sa bride na dude, may nagawa ba ko? Bakit di ako invited? I blindedly bought some stuff to her online biz to show support like 3 times because she asked then I happily obliged, I was there when she was moving on with her ex sa Sagada at Mt Kiltepan, I enjoyed her company and our other friends too and I wanted to celebrate her getting married and to see all our friends too. Kasama rin ako sa Bora, elyu, pangasinan, calatagan or whatever beach there ever was.
It would cushion the blow sana if somebody from that circle messaged me personally na hinanap ako or whatevs pero wala. Like for real, nobody bothered.
Kinda knew it was happening kasi the other smaller soiree that happened last month, nasabihan ako na meron ngang pool party or whatever pero nagulat na lang ako nangyari na pala through IG din so I wasn't invited din but that was fine.
Like sometime last year din I organized a small gathering na outdoors para iwas covid, sagot ko pa accom. Kaso all of them backed out within the day and it was fine pa din.
I also know that friendship dies din naman pero damn it hurts and may gc din kami and I was very actively posting memes, kamustahan or whatnots and nobody bothered in that group to look for me. Masakit di mainvite sa wedding pero mas masakit ata that these "friends" - not one pm'd me personally na hinanap ako to a place na super lapit lang sa house.
Yung isang friend ko nga from work 2 yrs ko lang nakilala pero invited ako pero yung friend from elem pa - that cuts deep man.
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This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
Typed up from the physical magazine, apologies for any errors.
>There is always enough time for prayer. This is what Brandon Flowers tells himself while he is rushing around as the frontman for a mammoth rock band. Often he'll be halfway out of some upscale suite in whatever country The Killers happen to be touring when the opening lines of a pertinent Mormon hymn will spring to mind: "Ere you left your room this morning, did you think to pray?" Then he'll take a couple of quiet minutes to give thanks for what he has, ask that his loved ones be kept safe and meekly request that he not embarrass himself. "Sometimes I'll pray in the middle of the day," says Flowers. "I'm happier when I'm praying in the morning and at night."
>It is Monday, 24 September and The Killers are in Los Angeles, California. Flowers chooses to meet at the restaurant of his West Hollywood hotel, where we take an outside table shaded from the midday sun. Tanned, healthy and handsome, the 5'11" singer could have stepped down from one of the fashion billboards lining nearby Sunset Boulevard. He appears laid-back in a plain blue t-shirt and jeans but our initial conversation is puzzlingly tense. Knuckles are methodically cracked, eye contact is avoided and "I don't know," politely delivered in his gentle rural voice, because a quite irritating catchphrase.
>Fifteen minutes or so pass before Flowers begins to warm up. When The Killers first got underway with their 2004 album, Hot Fuss, his concept of what a rockstar should be had been gleaned from boyhood devotion to Morrissey, New Order and Oasis. What emerged was a truculent poseur in eyeliner. Now that he is 31 years old, Flowers has had the chance to figure things out for himself. Raised as a Mormon, he didn't give serious thought to full church commitment until reaching his mid-20s. "I still hadn't chosen which path I was going to go down," he says. "Was I going to go to Ziggy Stardust or Mormonism?" A gee whiz soprano laugh. "I made my decision and once that was solidified it's become very easy for me." Flowers hasn't touched alcohol or cigarettes for the past five years, nor does he take drugs. Married since 2005 with three young sons, the singer counts family hiking trips and "dinner at the Flowers house" among his most content moments. "I want to be myself," he says of these quaint pleasures. "I live my life how I want to. Isn't that the idea of what rock and roll is? I am more rock and roll than just about anybody e
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
I last posted to this subreddit back in early 2020. Some of you might remember this post I made:
https://www.reddit.com/r/ForeverAlone/comments/fgtrzs/ramblings_from_a_nearly_30_year_old_fa_just/
It's been a while and I felt like writing about my last 21 months since that post. There's a lot of "fun" content in my previous post, but I'll try to summarize here. I'm a 31 year old man with absolutely no experience. The way my mother describes me is that when I was growing up my mental capacity FAR outreached my social capacity. I was extremely gifted in math and science, but never had many friends and struggled socially. I identify with so much of what is posted here. Feeling like I missed out on so many fundamental experiences. Feeling like I am behind everyone and even if I find a woman I'm interested in I don't know how to interact with her. I never feel like I fit in with people my age. I've always felt so incredibly lonely and gone through a constant cycle of falling for a woman and feeling intensely attracted to her, but I'm not very attractive and it doesn't work out, and I end up feeling incredibly down about all of it. I want a girlfriend so much. People don't dislike me. I mentioned in my previous post how my personal trainer was telling me how our mutual friend was telling her "I forgot how genuinely kind T is." I have often heard positive feedback from people about how kind I am and stuff like that. People basically like me, but I just don't have a lot in common with most people my age and they're not really my friends that I hang out with outside of league. In terms of finding a relationship I've heard things like "I love the big bang theory. I think it's hilarious because it reminds me of how much of a nerd T is and how he can't get laid." I have been very successful in math and science, but I'm just perceived as the nerd who isn't attractive.
There's this woman in my life, let's call her C. I first met her in the fall of 2016. She's significantly younger than me, to the extent that when I first met her I absolutely did not view her as a potential partner because she was a teenage girl who I taught math to. After I finished my PhD it was starting to feel more natural to spend time with her. I still viewed her more as a student, but we both play ultimate seriously and we ended up registering for the local league t
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