Special moment: giving my sun his first bath.
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
Dialysis is a blood bath.
What's the difference between a peeping tom and somebody getting out of a bath?
One is rude and nosy, the other is nude and rosy.
I gave the cat a bath last week..
I still can't taste anything
What's the difference between a bath tub and an alligator?
(Dad waits for the common response: "I don't know, what?")
Then I'd advice you to never take a bath.
After my wife had a stressful day at work, I drew her bath. She then got mad at me!!
Some people are so ungrateful. I used an entire pencil adding details to it and everything :(
[Just thought of this. I'm pretty happy with myself right now.]
I'd like to plug my wife's attempt to cross the Atlantic in a bath tub.
But it's too late....she sank.
I just dropped my phone in the bath
How does the moon take a bath?
I was alone in the bath
Imagine my surprise when I felt a tap on my shoulder!
How did the Italian wife tell her husband he needed a bath?
What bird is blue and is great at taking a bath?
Archimedes took a bath and then said "Eureka!"
When I smell myself, I say "You reek-a!" and then take a bath.
Two monkeys are sat in the bath. One says "oooh oooh aah aah"
The other says "well put some more cold in then"
A nun is having a bath when she hears a knock of the door....
She says "who is it?"
"It's the blind man" comes the response.
Ok, thinks the nun. "Come in then".
In walks the man; "nice tits, now where do you want this blind?"
My wife asked me to give the cat a bath today while she was at work
My tongue is soo sore right now.
There were two monkeys sitting in the bath
One says to the other: 'oooooo eeeeee oooooo aaaaa'
The other says: 'put the cold tap on then!'
The doctor insisted I take a milk bath, so I asked her if it need to be pasteurized...
She said no, just above the knees.
Had a really tough day today. I figured you would appreciate that my wife suggested I peruse r/dad jokes while she drew me a relaxing bath.
I asked her if it was going to be full color or just a sketch.
Two monkeys in a bath one said ohh ohh ahh ahh and the other one said
Ok ok I will put some cold in then
My daughter asked me if I can make her a bath
I’ve never built a bath before, can someone help me with plumbing it in?
My wife had a hard day at work, so I drew her a warm bath...
She didn't really seem to appreciate the sketch but it went on the fridge anyway...
Edit: I thunk up a better punchline.
I read you can buy half a pillowcase down at Bed Bath and Beyond!
Turns out it was a total sham
A German friend of mine actually installed a bath around his desk !?..
Why do ghosts avoid Bed Bath and Beyond after eating Taco Bell?
They don’t want to get the sheets!
What did Archimedes's girlfriend told him when he hadn't taken bath for several days?
What's the best kinda bath bomb
What do you call a terrorist in the bath
I don't understand why Bed Bath & Beyond is considered a non-essential business.
Don't they carry essential oils?
Told my son to go take a bath. He said no.
What do you use to draw baths
My doctor told me to drink two glasses of red wine after a hot bath...
...but I can't even finish drinking the hot bath...
I tried giving my cat a bath and it sucked...
I couldn't get the fur off my tongue for a week.
I accidentally dropped my phone in the bath yesterday. Some water got stuck in between the phone and it’s cover. I thought my phone was waterproof.
But apparently not in this case.
Why is it a bad idea to give a cat a bath?
It will surely end in a cat-astrophe
How do the Skywalkers like their bath water?
Golden Shower Bath and Kitchen Co.
What makes a bath tub get really hot?
Where do Japanese mafiosi take a bath?
So I wanted to take a milk bath yesterday.
When I got into the tub, I asked my gf to pour milk into the tub with me. She questioned, "pasteurized?" No honey, just to my waist please.
2 monkeys are sharing a bath
#1: ooh Oeh ah ah!
#2: oh sorry, is it too hot?
What is an Indian king's favorite type of bath?
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
What do you call james bond taking a bath?
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
Two monkeys get in a bath. The first one say’s “ooh ooh aah ooh aah”
The second one say’s “well put some cold water in it then”
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