how much does a roof cost ?
nothing - it’s on the house
It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?
What concert costs only 45 cents to go to?
50 cent featuring Nickelback.
How much does a chimney cost?
I don’t know, but it must be through the roof.
A cemetery nearby just raised its burial cost...
they blamed it on the cost of living.
In Jamaica, a slice of apple pie costs about $3.50. In the Bahamas, it costs about $4.00.
Those are the pie rates of the caribbean.
A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"
She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
In Jamaica, a slice of pie costs $1.50. In Cuba, they're just $1 each
These are the Pie-rates of the Caribbean
How much do a pirates earrings cost?
Bird seed costs $25. Some people think it's expensive.
But I think it's cheep cheep cheep
In the Bahamas a piece of pie costs $2.75, in Jamaica a pice of pie costs $3.25.
Those are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.
My wife was fixing the length of my son's pants and I asked her how much that cost, was it a Chris, Luke or Liam?
She looked at me confused and said "What?"
I said, "I want to know how much that hem is worth."
When my wife and I started dating, I took her on a date that cost an arm and a leg.
I guess you could say I went out on a limb for her.
The Doc is giving away treatments to remove boils at no cost
Sister: we'll also need to find out about how much a new roof costs.
Me: contractors do that for free.
Sister: really?
Me: yeah, it's on the house.
I figured out why teslas cost so much.
It’s because they charge a lot.
I hear astronaut schools are now accepting cats, and it only costs $2...
It will cost a buccaneer!
How much did it cost HYDRA to kill Tony Stark’s parents?
Pirate gets his ears pierced. How much did it cost.
I tried renting a bounce house yesterday. The cost was twice as much as last year...
That’s inflation for you!
The one time I took a librarian on a date, she cost me a bloody fortune.
My own fault though, I kept her out too long.
Captain Hook was upset about the cost of his ear piercings.
But it was only a buck an ear.
How much does it cost to get your ears pierced in Tampa Bay?
A Buccaneer
Good win for them tonight.
A new disease is sweeping the world. It's a type of nostril infection, very costly to test for
But one man, born with extra sensitive smelling, has been providing free exams to the public to eradicate this new threat. Dr. Theodore Nose of UCH Hospital has a long line of patients waiting every morning, wanting the incredible accuracy of this man.
And as his secretary says...
No one's nose knows noses like Nose's nose knows noses.
How much does it cost for Santa to park his sleigh
Nothing! It’s on the house!
They say the cost to build Yankee Stadium was just over $2 billion
But that's just a ballpark figure
Just cost me a $1 to put air in my tyre, when before it used to be free.
I guess, that's inflation.
How much does Santa’s sleigh cost?
Nothing ... it’s on the house.
(Ho Ho Ho)
why do French tanks have rear view mirrors?
So they can see the battlefield
How many problems do people have with Comcast?
How much does a chimney cost?
Nothing; it’s on the house.
How much does a chimney cost?
Nothing, it’s on the house
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickeback
How much does a chimney cost?
Nothing it’s on the house.
How much does a chimney cost?
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 cent featuring Nickelback.
Pecan pie costs 3$ in Jamaica, but it costs $4 in Cuba
These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
What music concert costs only 45 cents?
It's 50 Cent featuring nickleback.
"What concert costs just 45 cents?"
"50 Cent featuring Nickelback!"
What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickleback.
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback
How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?
Nothing, it’s on the house!
How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?
nothing, its on the house
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