Embarrased my 15yo daughter today at McDs

Ordered a cafe mocha at a ghetto McDs. African American "Barrista" asks me "you want the chocolate drizzle?"

I replied: "drizzle my nizzle" in the most white snoop dogg voice i could muster.

Barrista laughed. Daughter shrank. I then held my head high for the rest of the day. F'n proud was I.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thegogetter222
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2014
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Judge: Order in the court!

Me: I'll have a cheeseburger and fries

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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Stranger dadjoked me last night in McDonalds and made my night

I was riding my bike home at night after work and I stopped at McD's to grab a burger. I was wearing my headlamp and an old man that was in the lobby asked me "Does that ever make you feel light-headed?" I groaned and congratulated him on being a grand dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datasinc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2015
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