Remember to go for more ohms
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︎ Apr 23 2021
The Killer Ohms are attacking us!
WE MUST MAKE A RESISTANCE!
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︎ Mar 20 2021
Ohm my.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Whenever I write a letter, I always add a footnote explaining Ohmβs Law.
Itβs my P.S. de resistance.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Why did Mr Ohm propose to Mrs Ohm?
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︎ May 26 2019
Ohm my!!
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︎ Nov 15 2017
I got murder ohm my mind
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︎ Mar 17 2019
Whenever my scientist friend sends an email, he adds a footnote explaining Ohm's Law.
He calls it his P.S. de resistance.
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︎ May 07 2018
I caught my son chewing on an electrical cord...
so I had to ground him.
He's doing better currently.
And conducting himself properly.
π︎ 9k
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︎ Apr 19 2021
It would be shocking if this isn't a repost but I could not resist
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︎ Mar 08 2021
Does anyone want a pack of dead batteries?
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︎ May 18 2021
An electrician came home very late when night and his wife said
"Wire you insulate"
And he replied "Watts it to you? I'm Ohm ain't I?"
This is the first Dad joke I remember hearing, and it came from my older brother.
(We're not grading for quality here, right?)
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︎ Apr 08 2021
I came up with the top ten reasons you shouldn't pee on an electric fence...
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︎ Mar 18 2021
Shocking meme!
π︎ 3k
π
︎ Oct 27 2020
My wife has been taking a course in advanced electrics and it's taken over her life. Everything she says these days concerns resistors, transformers, circuitry, voltage, ampage etc. All fucking day long, I've tried explaining to her it's driving a wedge between us, but she won't listen to reason.
She just buries her head in the sand like an off switch.
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︎ Mar 18 2021
What does the electrician say when he meditates?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
With great power
Comes great electricity Bill
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︎ Feb 15 2021
My son got electrocuted
He said it was a shocking experience
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Told my wife I was quitting my job today to become an electrician
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︎ Nov 16 2020
free of charge
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︎ May 07 2020
Everybody is shocked....
When they realize Iβm not an electrician.
π︎ 5k
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︎ Feb 12 2020
What do you call a detective electrician?
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︎ Nov 05 2020
The other day I saw a bucket at the hardware store with a sign that said: dead batteries - $1 each.
I thought to myself βthese should be free of chargeβ.
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︎ Jan 08 2020
Iβve got a friend who is an electrician and a part-time detective
We call him Sherlock Ohms.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
Whatβs a monkβs favorite unit of measurement?
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︎ Dec 20 2020
An electrician...
....tested positive today
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︎ Oct 04 2020
People are usually shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.
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︎ May 28 2019
This is so deep π₯Ί
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︎ Feb 20 2020
Why was the electrician happy to arrive at his house after work?
Because thereβs no place like ohm.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
A watt?
π︎ 5k
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︎ Feb 26 2019
I found out today my toaster isnβt waterproof.
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︎ May 21 2020
Ohmmmmmm
π︎ 3k
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︎ Apr 15 2019
My father always laughed at me when I got shocked playing with electricity
Heβd laugh and say, βSon, youβre grounded.β
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︎ Oct 29 2019
My friends wife says she can't resist me.
I guess that makes me an ohm wrecker
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︎ May 27 2020
Why did Tesla read newspapers?
To know about current events.
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︎ Dec 03 2019
Kid calls dad whoβs an electrician since heβs running late for dinner
Dad picks up, kid asks βwhen do you think youβll be back for dinnerβ
Dad replies βIβll be ohm when I get ohmβ
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︎ Jun 21 2020
For Sale. Old batteries, free of charge.
π︎ 5k
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︎ Jan 11 2018
Iβm a watt?!
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︎ Nov 05 2019
No charge? How shocking!
π︎ 2k
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︎ Dec 05 2017
Why should you never touch an electric fence
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︎ Mar 10 2019
My wife asked if I was going to yoga with her
π︎ 3k
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︎ Apr 15 2018
Please forgive me for my inability tp resist.
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︎ Jan 18 2019
The sweater my kids gave me last Christmas kept picking up static electricityβ¦
So I took it back to the store and exchanged it for another oneβ¦free of charge.
π︎ 2k
π
︎ Dec 03 2017
The Killer Ohms are attacking us!
WE MUST MAKE A RESISTANCE!
π︎ 9
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︎ Mar 20 2020
Why did Mr.ohm marry Mrs.ohm?
Because he couldnβt resistor.
π︎ 17
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︎ Apr 04 2018
I caught my son chewing on electrical cords.
So I had to ground him. Heβs doing better currently, and now conducting himself properly.
π︎ 19k
π
︎ Aug 08 2020
I caught my son chewing on electrical cords.
So I had to ground him. He's doing better currently, and conducting himself properly.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
My son kept chewing on the electrical cords so I had to ground him...
Heβs doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
π︎ 1k
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︎ Jul 14 2020
My son kept chewing on electrical cords, so I had to ground him.
Heβs doing better currently, and conducting himself properly
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︎ Sep 05 2020
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