Remember to go for more ohms
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nis_sama
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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The Killer Ohms are attacking us!

WE MUST MAKE A RESISTANCE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/avandoorslaer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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Ohm my.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/michealxlr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Whenever I write a letter, I always add a footnote explaining Ohm’s Law.

It’s my P.S. de resistance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Why did Mr Ohm propose to Mrs Ohm?

He couldn’t resistor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OnurZ115
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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Ohm my!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2017
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I got murder ohm my mind
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Techno_Rolf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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Whenever my scientist friend sends an email, he adds a footnote explaining Ohm's Law.

He calls it his P.S. de resistance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2018
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I caught my son chewing on an electrical cord...

so I had to ground him.

He's doing better currently.

And conducting himself properly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XIIXOO
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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It would be shocking if this isn't a repost but I could not resist
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastyZ71
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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An electrician came home very late when night and his wife said

"Wire you insulate"

And he replied "Watts it to you? I'm Ohm ain't I?"

This is the first Dad joke I remember hearing, and it came from my older brother.

(We're not grading for quality here, right?)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youthofoldage
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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I came up with the top ten reasons you shouldn't pee on an electric fence...

(#1 will shock you!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ozzyfilms124
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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My wife has been taking a course in advanced electrics and it's taken over her life. Everything she says these days concerns resistors, transformers, circuitry, voltage, ampage etc. All fucking day long, I've tried explaining to her it's driving a wedge between us, but she won't listen to reason.

She just buries her head in the sand like an off switch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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Shocking meme!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Party-Pupper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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With great power

Comes great electricity Bill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pillar_man_5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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What does the electrician say when he meditates?

Oooohm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/w0zzie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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My son got electrocuted

He said it was a shocking experience

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DontReplyToMePlz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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Told my wife I was quitting my job today to become an electrician

She was shocked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yet-another-dad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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free of charge
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattloKei
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Did you hear about the electric car from Germany?

Its called a Voltswagon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrFunJr2000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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What do you call a detective electrician?

Sherlock Ohms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSwedishNarwhal
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Everybody is shocked....

When they realize I’m not an electrician.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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The other day I saw a bucket at the hardware store with a sign that said: dead batteries - $1 each.

I thought to myself β€œthese should be free of charge”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/corbimatic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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What’s a monk’s favorite unit of measurement?

Ohms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Claw198
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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I’ve got a friend who is an electrician and a part-time detective

We call him Sherlock Ohms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guineaa
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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An electrician...

....tested positive today

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PanixATK
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Why was the electrician happy to arrive at his house after work?

Because there’s no place like ohm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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This is so deep πŸ₯Ί
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brittondylan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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People are usually shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chatters01
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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I found out today my toaster isn’t waterproof.

I was shocked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arkham_Asylum27
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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A watt?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatLogiCat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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Ohmmmmmm
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hauntedshock
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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My father always laughed at me when I got shocked playing with electricity

He’d laugh and say, β€œSon, you’re grounded.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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My friends wife says she can't resist me.

I guess that makes me an ohm wrecker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Londonforce
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Why did Tesla read newspapers?

To know about current events.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Allgen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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Kid calls dad who’s an electrician since he’s running late for dinner

Dad picks up, kid asks β€œwhen do you think you’ll be back for dinner”

Dad replies β€œI’ll be ohm when I get ohm”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsaustinjones
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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For Sale. Old batteries, free of charge.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toffeemanstan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2018
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I’m a watt?!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HansProductions
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Why should you never touch an electric fence

Because it hertz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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No charge? How shocking!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2017
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My wife asked if I was going to yoga with her

"Namaste home today."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jstohler
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2018
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Please forgive me for my inability tp resist.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_second_choice
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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The sweater my kids gave me last Christmas kept picking up static electricity…

So I took it back to the store and exchanged it for another one…free of charge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2017
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The Killer Ohms are attacking us!

WE MUST MAKE A RESISTANCE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AeliosZero
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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Why did Mr.ohm marry Mrs.ohm?

Because he couldn’t resistor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WiskTanFox
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2018
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I caught my son chewing on electrical cords.

So I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently, and now conducting himself properly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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I caught my son chewing on electrical cords.

So I had to ground him. He's doing better currently, and conducting himself properly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geek_fest
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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My son kept chewing on the electrical cords so I had to ground him...

He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evadguitar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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My son kept chewing on electrical cords, so I had to ground him.

He’s doing better currently, and conducting himself properly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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