A list of puns related to "Georg Simon Ohm"
...when they got pulled over for speeding. However, when the police officer tried to ask them how fast they were going, he couldn't get a straight answer, and the group was so rowdy that they had to be brought in for questioning.
So all 7 of them are taken to the police station, and individually questioned. First, they were asked simply "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg, the driver, said "It was definitely somewhere between 0 and 180 miles per hour. I can tell you exactly where we were though."
Newton says "We were going 92 miles per hour when we were pulled over - and here's the differential equation that proves it."
Einstein says "I'm relatively sure we were stationary - the earth beneath us was moving at 92 miles per hour."
Galileo says "We were going 67,000 miles per hour around the sun."
Broglie says "Um... Uh. Wavelength?"
Planck says "I believe we were moving at around ten duodecillion quanta per hour, give or take."
And finally Ohm, no matter how many times he was asked, screamed "I won't go! I won't! You'll never take me alive!"
A state trooper pulls them over, walks to the driver's side window and says: "Do you know how fast you were going?" To which Heisenberg replies: "No, but I can tell you our location at the time."
The trooper decides to inspect the vehicle. After a moment he comes back to the passenger side, gun drawn, and yells: "Did you know there is a dead body in your trunk!" To which Schrodinger rolls his eyes and mutters: "Yeah... now..."
So the trooper called for back up and had them all arrested. Heisenberg and Schrodinger went quietly, but Ohm resisted.
Because he knew a squared amp and resistance gave you power
Ty Lue says Marcus Morris' hot start helped Paul George relax and feel his way into the game tonight as opposed to trying to force things immediately.
https://twitter.com/notoriousohm/status/1409720778686222339?s=21
https://twitter.com/sportscenter/status/1409723091547312128?s=21
Paul George says on losing Ivica Zubac: "It was tough losing another player, another starter for us. Big loss." But George says Reggie Jackson lifted everyone's spirits with his loose personality.
https://twitter.com/notoriousohm/status/1409722903159926784?s=21
Looks like PG is going through the same foot issue (bone edema) he had a month ago and it may linger throughout the season.
> Paul George's toe is better but he says the bone edema in his foot flared up again and Clippers are figuring out if this could linger and has to be managed rest of the season. "There really is no pop on the right foot, because I can't really bend my toe."
> "We are trying to figure it out now," George added when asked if this injury could linger this season. "Honestly, we're trying to get on top of it now. Hasn't seemed to go away yet. But at this point it is just managing the soreness and swelling."
Clips dealing with lots of injuries to key players, but if this continues to be an issue, this may be the worst one of all.
Source: Ohm Youngmisuk
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