Max Legroom.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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Man was selling a really nice JBL speaker for just $1! Said the volume was stuck at max volume permanently. But what a deal!

How could I turn that down!?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Parkwad
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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My doctor assessed my condition and grimaced. 'I--uh, I give you two weeks max."

"Bad news," I said, "and my name is Tom."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Most Russian people I know live life to the max

They make the Muscovit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Panteros
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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Max Planck and Zeno of Elea get into a huge bar fight over a slight disagreement. Who won?

Planck, but not by much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2shoesnotfellows
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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We were all excited about our mountaineering trip, but then our friend Max chickened out.

He has always been an anti climb Max.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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What’s the max amount of toilet paper you can have?

A butt load.

From my pops. He’s very proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kentuckywisdom
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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Max Sweet and Eliza Stakes are robbing a bank when suddenly the lights come on

Max turns and says, " Miss Stakes, we're made"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oupablo
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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Today I saw an ad that said β€œradio for sale, $1, volume is stuck at max level”

I thought, well I just can’t turn that down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTexican11
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Why does the new iPhone 11 Max look like a stove top?

Because Tim cooks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rickcinbigd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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My wife said she didn't play "Sam & Max" or "Walking Dead"

But I could see the Telltale signs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DangerASA
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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I phone x max
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πŸ‘€︎ u/liltrigger
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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All Boeing Max 8's are grounded

Until they think about what they've done

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WinterInWinnipeg
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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At Mad Max last weekend...

The scene where Max is grabbed by the Pole Cat,

http://cdn.collider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mad-max-fury-road-image-the-war-rig.jpg

and ends up getting dumped onto the car with the drums and guitar guy

http://i.guim.co.uk/static/w-620/h--/q-95/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2015/3/31/1427821675682/5e25da37-61d7-44fd-a9a3-b2f5b8b5a791-620x372.jpeg

I leaned over to my GF and said "It looks like he's jumped onto... the bandwagon" She totally lost it :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/worldspawn00
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2015
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The adventures of Max Dad, P.I.

The sun shone into my office through the lowered blinds all clumsy like, fumbling through the gaps between the venetian slats like a drunk fishing for loose change in his pockets; trying to see if he has money enough for one last drink or maybe the bus ride home.

The dame looked me up and down, clearly disappointed by what sat in front of her. I didn’t blame her. Three days of salt and pepper stubble clung to my my crude boxer’s jaw and the bags under my eyes were so big half the bums downtown could sleep in there and not even know anyone else was with 'em. That was ok. This broad wasn’t hiring me for my looks and I wasn’t looking to her for approval. We both knew what brought her in here, it was the name on the door.

Max Dad P.I. - that’s me. Private Investigator’s sure not the profession my mother would have picked out for me, but it keeps me in whisky and it keeps a roof over my head and that’ll do for now. The dame parted those cherry red lips of hers as she took another pull on that just-lit cigarette and nervously stubbed it out in the ashtray. My eyebrows knit together slightly. I hate seeing things go to waste.

β€œSo as I was saying, Mr Dad,” she began.

β€œPlease, call me Max”

β€œAlright, Max… well, as I was saying, my bag is missing. Stolen, I think. I urgently need it back. Shall I describe it to you?”

β€œNo that’s alright miss. You got nothing to worry about,” I replied, sliding a bottle out of the desk drawer and pouring a big slug of scotch into to my morning coffee, β€œI’m sure it’ll be a brief case.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnyohnny
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2016
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My daughter was looking at her sleeping pet dog, Max, and asked, "Daddy, do dogs have dreams?"

"Of course they do, sweetheart," I replied, "When Max was a puppy he wanted to grow up to play shortstop for the New York Yankees!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2017
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I saw an ad in a shop window "television for sale 1$, volume stuck on max." I thought

I can't turn that down.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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Someone offered me a TV for $1, because the volume was stuck at the max.

I couldn't turn it down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoWS98
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2016
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Today I saw a radio for sale. It said β€œ$1, volume knob broken. Volume stuck at max.”

I though to myself, β€œI can’t turn that down.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Disarray215
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Yesterday I saw an ad that said, "radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on max."

I thought, "I can't turn that down"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Candidate_035
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2018
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