A list of puns related to "Mexican"
For Hispanic attacks
Carlos
Only Juan.
Moooooochas Grassyas
Did you hear about the Mexican terrorist who planted a bomb on the train? He had loco motives.
He was performing his act and got the the final trick. On the count of three he would vanish. The audience yelled “one”, and the magician smiled, “two”, and he disappeared without a tres.
Hose A and Hose B.
Taken from dad jokes
The Juan Ahmed bandit
He found his way to the men's department where a young lady offered to help him. "Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here," said the salesgirl. "No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Well, these shirts are on sale this week," declared the salesgirl. "No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines," repeated the man.
"I still don't know what you're trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack," offered the salesgirl. "No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines," insisted the man.
"These sweaters are top quality," the salesgirl probed. "No, no quiero sueter. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Our undershirts are over here," fumbled the salesgirl, beginning to lose patience. "No, no quiero camisetas. Quiero calcetines," the man repeated.
As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, "¡Eso sí que es!"
"Why didn't you just spell it in the first place?!" yelled the salesgirl.
He said "I'm going to choo choo"
He needs a change of peso.
Juan
A señor citizen
They were tres passing.
Tequila.
There was a sign that said no tres passing.
You know, Salsa Distancing.
Hisssss-panic
I had to tell them to go away because they were tres passing
He says, “uno, dos..” and then POOF he disappeared without a tres…
Jose
Hispanic attacks his panic attacks
I like to holla "PAIN, YO!"
Hissspanic.
TEQUILA
Hose A
what did he call his second son?
Hose B
I guess you can call him Burrrrr-rito
The third friend is the Thai breaker.
So I got her a Juansie.
Roberto
A brrrrrrrrrrrrrito
...he disappeared without a Très
For hispanic attacks
It’s for Hispanic attacks.
Carlos
It's for Hispanic attacks
Tequila
Carlos
tequila
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