Why did the Mexican take anti anxiety medication

For Hispanic attacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeytherealking
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What do you call a mexican who lost his car?

Carlos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kajroprakticar
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How many mexicans does it need to change a light bulb ?

Only Juan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pter0phyllum
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How do Mexican cows say thank you?

Moooooochas Grassyas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Justlikeyourmoma
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What do Mexicans eat when it's cold out?

Brrrritos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
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Did you hear about the Mexican terrorist...?

Did you hear about the Mexican terrorist who planted a bomb on the train? He had loco motives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
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What do you call a Mexican boyband?

Juan Direction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Microsofte
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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Did you hear about the Mexican Magician?

He was performing his act and got the the final trick. On the count of three he would vanish. The audience yelled β€œone”, and the magician smiled, β€œtwo”, and he disappeared without a tres.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcookie623
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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What did the Mexican fireman name his 2 sons?

Hose A and Hose B.

Taken from dad jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bmantis311
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What did they call the Mexican-Arab slot machine?

The Juan Ahmed bandit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlcjoe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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A Mexican man who spoke no English went into a department store to buy socks...

He found his way to the men's department where a young lady offered to help him. "Quiero calcetines," said the man.

"I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here," said the salesgirl. "No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines," said the man.

"Well, these shirts are on sale this week," declared the salesgirl. "No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines," repeated the man.

"I still don't know what you're trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack," offered the salesgirl. "No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines," insisted the man.

"These sweaters are top quality," the salesgirl probed. "No, no quiero sueter. Quiero calcetines," said the man.

"Our undershirts are over here," fumbled the salesgirl, beginning to lose patience. "No, no quiero camisetas. Quiero calcetines," the man repeated.

As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, "Β‘Eso sΓ­ que es!"

"Why didn't you just spell it in the first place?!" yelled the salesgirl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyberentomology
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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I got into a fight with my Mexican neighbor and he started to make train noises while holding a gun

He said "I'm going to choo choo"

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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What do Mexican snowmen like to eat?

Burrr-itos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JPHFanEdits
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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My stressed out Mexican friend is moving to a place where one can live a life of ease on 100 centavos a day...

He needs a change of peso.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Juan

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What do you call a 70 year old Mexican?

A seΓ±or citizen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qd0_0bp
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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Saw 3 Mexicans in my backyard the other day.

They were tres passing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhshi14
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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Why did the Mexican push his wife over the cliff ?

Tequila.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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3 Mexicans tried to cross the border,but only 2 got through.Why?

There was a sign that said no tres passing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhshi14
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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Correct me if I’m wrong, but due to the ongoing pandemic, would it be smart to stay at least 6ft away from the chips and dip when visiting a Mexican restaurant?

You know, Salsa Distancing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaramelLow8561
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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What do Mexicans call a raffle for corn?

EloterΓ­a.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GerSHAK
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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Which language do Mexican snakes speak?

Hisssss-panic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deadly_R
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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Yesterday I saw three Mexicans in my backyard

I had to tell them to go away because they were tres passing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GLIZZYGOD999
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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A Mexican magician tells the audience he is going to disappear on the count of 3.

He says, β€œuno, dos..” and then POOF he disappeared without a tres…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ParadoxXSchock
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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How do Mexicans decide who gets promoted?

SeΓ±ority

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roxas1011
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What did the Mexican fire chief name his son

Jose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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What do you call it when a Mexican man takes medicines for his anxiety

Hispanic attacks his panic attacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhoynar_69
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Spicy Mexican food always makes me shout.

I like to holla "PAIN, YO!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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What do you call an angry, Mexican cat?

Hissspanic.

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What does a Mexican do with a dead toe?

Burrito

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iffijoo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Why did the Mexican alcohol manufacturer chuck his wife off a cliff?

TEQUILA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/argotrevor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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what did the mexican firefighter call his first son?

Hose A

what did he call his second son?

Hose B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IvegotabigDijk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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My Mexican Uncle Rito came to visit recently and said its freezing here.

I guess you can call him Burrrrr-rito

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmar4234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Three friends are going out to eat, one wants to go Thai another wants Mexican.

The third friend is the Thai breaker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/indiankidhs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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My Mexican friend needed a bodysuit for her baby...

So I got her a Juansie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What do you call a Mexican with rubber Toe

Roberto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/its_boogeyman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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What do you call a cold Mexican food?

A brrrrrrrrrrrrrito

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Gus3114
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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What do u call a mexican who lost his car?

Carlos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marinmarge
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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A Mexican magician told his audience he would disappear on the count of three. He says β€œUno...Dos...” *POOF*

...he disappeared without a Très

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonathanWickers
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication.

It’s for Hispanic attacks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrTomatoHead
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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What do you call a Mexican man who misplaced his car?

Carlos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndytheMVP
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication

It's for Hispanic attacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_L_v_e_S
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Why did the Mexican man push his wife of a cliff ?

Tequila

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lovethythumb
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What do you call a Mexican with who lost his car?

Carlos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrangeTramp7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Why did the mexican push his wife off a cliff?

tequila

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unclemurv
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