A Mexican magician tells the audience he is going to disappear on the count of 3.
He says, βuno, dos..β and then POOF he disappeared without a tresβ¦
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?
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︎ Jun 25 2020
Why did the Mexican man push his wife of a cliff ?
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︎ Dec 24 2020
what did the mexican firefighter call his first son?
Hose A
what did he call his second son?
Hose B
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︎ Dec 20 2020
Why did the Mexican alcohol manufacturer chuck his wife off a cliff?
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Did you hear about the mexican fireman whose wife gave birth to two sons?
He called them Jose and Hose B......
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︎ Oct 24 2020
I crossed the Mexican borders once
Unos, i might cross it again
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Why did the crazy Mexican jump on the train?
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︎ Aug 16 2020
Did you hear the one about the Mexican Magician? He announced to his audience: "For my final illusion, I will make myself vanish on the count of threeβ¦"
"β¦ UNO! DOS!" *POOF* And he vanished without a Tres.
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︎ May 27 2020
An American, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, a Burmese, a Chinese, a Canadian, a Dutchman, a Dane, an Englishman, an Estonian, a German, a Japanese, a Korean, a Mexican, a Nepalese, a Pole, a Russian, and a Welshman all walk into a posh bar. The doorman says sorry, we have standards.
You canβt come in without a Thai.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Why did the crazy Mexican kill people on trains?
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︎ Sep 16 2020
Did you hear about the Mexican Train Killer ?
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︎ Aug 29 2020
What does the Mexican carpet fitter say whenever he lays a new floor?
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︎ Aug 22 2020
Have you heard of the new Mexican iPhone?
It's called the i-yi-i phone.
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︎ Jul 19 2020
Why did Sherlock Holmes go to the Mexican restaurant?
He was looking for a good CASE-IDEA
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︎ Mar 27 2020
What did the Mexican tell the foreigner when teaching him about stoplights?
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︎ May 25 2020
Why did the Mexican keep a wheel of cheddar in his truck?
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︎ Feb 09 2020
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
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︎ May 16 2020
What did the Canadian say when he entered the Mexican Butcher store?
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︎ Nov 20 2019
Why did the Pharaoh and his girlfriend go to a Mexican restaurant?
Because they knew theyβd have a toot-in-common!
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︎ May 21 2020
What do you call a Mexican man leaving the hospital?
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︎ Apr 30 2020
Mexican jokes and black jokes are all the same
If you heard Juan you've heard Jamal
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︎ Apr 02 2020
The election is happening in November and Trump will be bragging about the 30 foot wall he built on the Mexican border.
But he probably should have made it much longer than that.
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︎ Jan 30 2020
What do you call three Mexicans crossing the border?
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︎ Mar 13 2020
Why did the mexican push his wife off a cliff?
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︎ Aug 06 2020
Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?
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︎ Jun 25 2020
What did the Mexican firefighter name his 2 children?
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︎ Sep 01 2020
A Mexican magician said he will disappear on the count of three
Uno.... Dos..... Poof
He disappeared without a tres
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︎ Aug 19 2020
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
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︎ Jun 25 2020
Why did the mexican take Xanax?
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︎ Jul 08 2020
Why did the Mexican take a Xanax?
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︎ Apr 17 2019
Why did the Mexican take the Xanax?
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︎ Jun 01 2020
A Mexican magician said that he could disappear on the count of three. He started "unos, dos.."
But then he disappeared without a tres...
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︎ Apr 27 2020
There was a Mexican magician who said "I will disappear on the count of 3"! The crowd was silent. He began to count. "Uno... Dos...
and the magician disappeared, with out a trace.
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︎ Apr 05 2020
What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys?
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︎ May 09 2020
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
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︎ Oct 27 2019
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three.
Uno, dos... poof. He disappeared without a tres.
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︎ Jun 06 2018
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
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︎ Jan 01 2020
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
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︎ Oct 30 2019
Why did the Mexican take a Xanax?
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︎ Dec 24 2019
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
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︎ Nov 17 2019
Why did the Mexican take a Xanax?
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