Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Brad Pitt"
BRAD: I'll produce.
GEORGE: I'll direct.
MATTHEW: I'll write, I'll write, I'll write.
Mosh Pitt.
Girlfriend: Did you see that photograph of Brad Pitt's brother?
Me: No I didn't, is his first name Arm?
Cue her laughing at my lameness. Let's hope my ability at dad jokes convince her I'll be a good father to her children someday.
"Oh my gosh! I'm such a huge fan!"
"Because I often say don't forget about Brad Pitt."
Onya Marx, who invented the starting pistol.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie own a vineyard called Mirival that makes a really good rosé.
Wife: do you think they'll stop making Mirival?
Me: Even if they don't, we better stock up on it now. That wine is about to be terrible.
Wife: ...why?
Me: Because of sour grapes.
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