Republic Puns

A list of puns related to "Republic"

Czech Republic pun required!

I'm doing a hitch hiking face across Europe this winter. There are 60 teams and a prize for the best team name. The race finishes in Prague and I can't think of a name! Anyone got any ideas?

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👤︎ u/ItsStupendousMan
📅︎ Sep 29 2016
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Why did the Czech Republic shorten their name to Czechia?

The shorter name seemed more Praguematic.

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👤︎ u/phonemonkey669
📅︎ Apr 13 2021
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Despite being tiny, the Republic of Ireland has the capital city with the highest population growth in the world...

It's Dublin every day!

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👤︎ u/Erubadhron89
📅︎ Mar 25 2021
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Did you heard about that band that came out of the Czech Republic?

I believe they are Prague rock.

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👤︎ u/Crimsonate-F3
📅︎ Apr 11 2021
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What is the Czech Republic's favorite kind of music

Prague rock

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👤︎ u/Electric_Trex
📅︎ Jan 15 2021
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What's the opposite of a Banana Republic

Bananarchy.

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👤︎ u/JacobDoesStuff
📅︎ Jul 26 2019
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What was troubling the Deer leader of the Elk socialist republic?

The Stagnation of the Buck

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👤︎ u/OOO-OO0-0OO-OO-O00O
📅︎ Mar 31 2020
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During the pledge of allegiance I sit after “to the republic”

I just want you to know I understand

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👤︎ u/King_Sized
📅︎ Apr 15 2020
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How do you destroy a Republic?

Use a pair of Caesars

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👤︎ u/TheRealSkipShorty
📅︎ Oct 09 2019
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What do chess players from the Czech Republic call their friends?

Czech-mates

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👤︎ u/Mon0_95
📅︎ Aug 28 2019
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A slice of pie is $2.75 in Jamaica and $2.50 in the Dominican Republic.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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👤︎ u/mferrari24
📅︎ Jul 27 2019
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What does a guy from the Czech Republic do after he's told a joke about Israeli currency?

He Czechels

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👤︎ u/altoConcerto
📅︎ Feb 06 2019
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If a mother is expecting a child that was conceived in the capital of the Czech Republic...

would she be Prague-nant?

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👤︎ u/graafslaaf
📅︎ Nov 02 2018
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The Czech Republic makes the most useful machines.

They're very Praguematic over there

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👤︎ u/CrabClawAngry
📅︎ Jan 26 2019
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Why are people from the Czech Republic bad at chess?

Because they are czech-made

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👤︎ u/inFamouZ007
📅︎ Jan 19 2019
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My friend told me she wanted to go to Czech Republic

I replied “Really? What do you wanna Czech out?”

Note: My friend, who’s not a dad but could be, did this. I’m sorry.

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👤︎ u/Poch391
📅︎ Feb 18 2019
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What did the Roman Republic say to France?

You've got a lot of Gauls!

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👤︎ u/MisterThog
📅︎ Sep 28 2018
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How do know if a car is from Poland or the Czech Republic?

You czech the polish.

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👤︎ u/Zik95zak
📅︎ Jul 25 2018
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What's the national holiday of the Republic of Turkey?

Thanksgiving

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👤︎ u/Dagor-Hai
📅︎ Aug 05 2018
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TIL that the band RUSH has a huge following in the Czech Republic.

Turns out they really love their Prague Rock.

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👤︎ u/troylajambe
📅︎ Jul 31 2018
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What's a bad start when trying to pick up a girl in the Dominican Republic?

Punta, cana buy you a beer?

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👤︎ u/Dyspaereunia
📅︎ Oct 19 2016
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A few years ago, I went to a Rush concert over in the Czech Republic

Best Prague rock show I've ever seen.

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👤︎ u/danmo_96
📅︎ May 04 2016
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When Canaan Banana became President of Zimbabwe in 1980 he made it the only literal Banana Republic
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👤︎ u/Tinie_Snipah
📅︎ Aug 29 2014
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How do you drink to excess in the Republic of China?

You Taiwan on!

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👤︎ u/Bigwhistle
📅︎ Dec 16 2016
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What kind of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague rock.

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👤︎ u/xQuizate87
📅︎ Jan 15 2021
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What kind of music do they listen to in the czech republic?

Czechno!

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👤︎ u/Kassetta
📅︎ Jan 07 2021
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What kind of music do people in the Czech Republic listen to?

Prague rock.

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👤︎ u/SamTMartian
📅︎ Feb 11 2020
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