Republic Puns

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I'm doing a hitch hiking face across Europe this winter. There are 60 teams and a prize for the best team name. The race finishes in Prague and I can't think of a name! Anyone got any ideas?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsStupendousMan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2016
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The Czech republic is introducing a train ticketing system so you can pay with bitcoin...

...it uses blocktrain Czechnology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FunMathematician1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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What was troubling the Deer leader of the Elk socialist republic?

The Stagnation of the Buck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OOO-OO0-0OO-OO-O00O
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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During the pledge of allegiance I sit after β€œto the republic”

I just want you to know I understand

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Sized
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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What's the opposite of a Banana Republic

Bananarchy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JacobDoesStuff
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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What kind of music do people in the Czech Republic listen to?

Prague rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SamTMartian
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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How do you destroy a Republic?

Use a pair of Caesars

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealSkipShorty
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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What do chess players from the Czech Republic call their friends?

Czech-mates

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mon0_95
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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A slice of pie is $2.75 in Jamaica and $2.50 in the Dominican Republic.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mferrari24
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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What does a guy from the Czech Republic do after he's told a joke about Israeli currency?

He Czechels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/altoConcerto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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If a mother is expecting a child that was conceived in the capital of the Czech Republic...

would she be Prague-nant?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/graafslaaf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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The Czech Republic makes the most useful machines.

They're very Praguematic over there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrabClawAngry
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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Why are people from the Czech Republic bad at chess?

Because they are czech-made

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inFamouZ007
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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In the Dominican Republic, a coconut pie is $3. in Jamaica, a banana cream pie is $4.

It's the pie-rates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the42potato
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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My friend told me she wanted to go to Czech Republic

I replied β€œReally? What do you wanna Czech out?”

Note: My friend, who’s not a dad but could be, did this. I’m sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poch391
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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What did the Roman Republic say to France?

You've got a lot of Gauls!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterThog
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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How do know if a car is from Poland or the Czech Republic?

You czech the polish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zik95zak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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What's the national holiday of the Republic of Turkey?

Thanksgiving

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dagor-Hai
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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TIL that the band RUSH has a huge following in the Czech Republic.

Turns out they really love their Prague Rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/troylajambe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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What's a bad start when trying to pick up a girl in the Dominican Republic?

Punta, cana buy you a beer?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dyspaereunia
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2016
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A few years ago, I went to a Rush concert over in the Czech Republic

Best Prague rock show I've ever seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danmo_96
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2016
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When Canaan Banana became President of Zimbabwe in 1980 he made it the only literal Banana Republic
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinie_Snipah
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2014
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How do you drink to excess in the Republic of China?

You Taiwan on!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigwhistle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2016
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