How does Santa avoid rain? Rudolf the red knows rain dear
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/chuckauey
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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Rudolf wasn't allowed to fly with Santa this year

I read in the North Pole News that Santa didn't allow Rudolf to lead the team this year. Santa got Rudolf's report card last week. It seems that Rudolf's grades went from B's to D's this semester. Yes - Rudolf really DID go down in history!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BlueManQuad
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 25 2017
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"What are the names of all 10 reindeer mentioned in 'Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer'?"

"Well, let me see. There's Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolf, and ... and... There are only 9 reindeer mentioned in the song."

"Nope. There's 10. You forgot 'Olive'."

"'Olive'? There's not a reindeer named 'Olive'."

"Yes there is. 'โ™ซ Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names...โ™ซ'

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mrmyxlplyx
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 01 2016
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A famous viking of the red clan came home one day and told his wife it's gonna rain tomorrow. She asked him how he knows. He told her:

Rudolf the red knows rain, dear!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/psayayayduck
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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A couple is walking in St Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve...

They feel some precipitation.

"I think it's raining" says the man.

"No, it's snowing" says the woman.

"Why don't we ask this communist officer?" Asks the man. "He's always right! Excuse me, officer Rudolf, is it raining or snowing?"

"Definitely raining" he says, before walking off.

The man turns to his wife with a smile. "See? Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/robcap
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 05 2016
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An old married couple are taking a stroll in Soviet Russia.

While they are walking it starts to precipitate. The man insists that it is raining, but his wife, who has only ever lived further up north where it can only snow, thinks that it is some weird form of snow. They spend a few minutes trying to convince each other before the man says โ€œletโ€™s ask Officer Rudolf, heโ€™s a very smart man!โ€ So they stop and say โ€œOfficer Rudolf, is it raining or snowing?โ€ Officer Rudolf confirms that it is raining, and the couple continues to stroll. Later the wife asks how he knew Officer Rudolf could answer them. The man simply replies, โ€œbecause Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Willdoeswarfair
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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Santa addresses his herd

I'm sorry to fawn over you guys, but you're deer to me.'

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Vaskaat
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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I asked my wife to name all the reindeer...

She named the normal 8 plus Rudolf and was confused when I said she missed one.

I finally told her about Olive, the other Reindeer. The one that used to laugh and call him (Rudolf) names.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/blackdragon8577
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 06 2016
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