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With so much madness in the world today, I'm trying hard to Compose myself...

But I'm going to need a minuet to get a Handel on things, so please Holst on. There's no Haydn from reality, even if I can't stanza much more. I'm guessing the current madness originated in Britten - possibly during the Brahms age. Alas, I'm so Bizet writing my Chopin Liszt I will have to get Bach to you later when I'm Abel to compose my thoughts on how to overcome. GRRRRR.... I keep forgetting to purchase rainbow Schubert and must write that down. I also have to fix my microwave which Baroque earlier today when my son tried to Satie some vegetables. I do wish he would've refrained. Oh, I still have to go to the Barber as well. But, I digress... Once the madness calms down I hope y'all can Ravel in the moment. If you don't understand it, though, that's okay - it's all Grieg to me and I don't want to cause y'all any additional Strauss.

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Gotta love the local newspaper
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Why couldn’t Beethoven find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

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Only works for the Turd Symphony.
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Beethoven's grave has been eerily playing music the last few days.

The cemetery keeper has told people not to worry, he's just decomposing.

EDIT down-voting because you can't Handel this level of humor is a crime against humanity.

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Why was Beethoven unable to see his teacher?

Cos he was Haydn.

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I can't seem to find my favorite classical composer...

I suspect he might be Haydn

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Why couldn't the string quartet find their composer?

He was Haydn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/semihemidemisemi
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Why couldn't anyone find the famous Austrian composer?

Because he was Haydn.

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Music pun

Mozart keeps Haydn my Liszt, so I took him out Bach and kicked him with my Schu(bert). Bizet-nga!

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Our Music Teacher Shared This With Us.

Why couldn't Mozart and Beethoven find their teacher?

He was Haydn.

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Dadjoked about musicians

My dad would do this as often as he could.

Me: "I'll be back."

Dad: "You can't be Bach, he's been dead for years!"

He would do the same thing for Haydn.

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