Long live Rudolph the red
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pasd84
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Rudolph the red and his wife were on a stroll. Rudolph the red looked up at the sky and said "we should hurry up, there is a storm comming". So his wife asked "how do u know" and he replied...

"Rudolph the red knows rain dear"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/13harry09
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Rudolph the Red knows rain dear
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CV3C20
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A Russian named Rudolph looked out of his window one day and told his wife not to go out without an umbrella. His wife asked ”What makes you say that”?

He replied ”Rudolph the red knows rain dear”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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I told my kid that I met Rudolph.

He told me that sounds like snow much fun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theoldraven
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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My 12 year old daughter got me today. Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer was playing on the radio.

"What was the other reindeer's name?"

"Um, Dasher?"

No."

"Dancer?"

"No. Olive."

"Olive?"

"Yes! Olive, the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names."

I was very proud.

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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is pronounced dead after colliding with a flock of seagulls and a 747 over Madrid.

Eyewitnesses say the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nsh921
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Why did Rudolph get put on scholastic probation?

He went down in history.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beezkneezsneez
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What did Rudolph text Santa?

Nothing, he just left him on red.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaesquared
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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Why did Rudolph get in trouble for his final report card marks?

He went down in History.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thenameislogan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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We have Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer On

My dad says "they never talk about Olive the other reindeer..."

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Why does only Rudolph get the Christmas themed parties?

Who wouldn't want to go to a Donner party?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IamSchrute25
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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What did Rudolph do when he lost his tail?

He went to the re-tail shop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/datboi514
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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The Viking Tale of Bran Rudolph the Red.

There are many tales that have come from Viking lore but few are as lost as the tale of Bran Rudolph the Red.

It was said that he was blessed by God's with a keen ability to predict the weather. Due to this magical gift, he became a renowned seaman. Feared by his enemies, and respected by his bannermen. After years of successful raids and conquests, one of his shield maidens finally plucked up the courage and asked him how he does it.

"Bran, how do you always predict the weather? How have you always, managed to avoid every storm the sea throws at you". All his men laughed and looked up at their leader. Before he could respond, his right-hand man stood up and with a smile on his face and retorted, " It's simple. Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Birdman27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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Why was Rudolph mad at his wife?

Because she went to the bar and blew 50 bucks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Edm_swami
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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Rudolph the red-nosed crane-deer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matt15A
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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Wife and I are walking in St. Petersburg and get into an argument whether the precipitation we feel is rain or snow. So we ask the communist officer Rudolph standing next to us.

"Office Rudolph," I ask. "Is it raining or snowing?"

"Definitely raining," Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.

I turn to my wife. "See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/panic_monster
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2018
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Rudolph's report card
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πŸ‘€︎ u/willybusmc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2014
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Why are Rudolph and Blitzer always drinking coffee?

Because they're my star bucks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_santa-claus_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2017
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Why was Rudolph's report card worse than the one before?

Because he went down in history.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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Nobody liked my Xmas puns...so Rudolph you guys!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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Rudolph dressed up for delivering presents on Christmas day

Santa: β€œHey Rudolph! You’re looking fly today!” Rudolph: β€œOh Santa, you sleigh me!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zukie9988
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2017
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What did Santa Claus say to Rudolph about the weather?

It's going to rein, deer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chelseadaggered
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2016
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A Russian named Rudolph was telling his wife about the lovely winter rain.

"No, honey, that is snow."

"My sweet, that is a wonderful rain," he said.

"You are not smart. That is snow!" she exclaimed.

He replied, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Papa-Dam
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2016
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Audience member at work last night: Why did nobody buy Rudolph or Prancer?

"Because they were too deer."

Our entire staffing pool cringed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ross6505
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2015
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Great-Grandpa Rudolph's joke whenever he opened the obituary page in the paper

"Look at all these people who stopped smoking today!"

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2014
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Why is Rudolph jealous...?

Because people are always fawning over Bambi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bottleowine
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Rudolph joke (that I literally just heard my dad laughing about)

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife.

"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said." Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them. "Let's not fight about it," the man said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."

As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?"

"It's raining, of course," he answered and walked on. But the woman insisted: "I know that felt like snow!" To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2015
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"Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"

A couple is walking in St Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve.

They feel a slight precipitation.

"I think it's raining," says the man.

"No, it's snowing," replies the woman.

"How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!" exclaims the man. "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"

"Definitely raining, "Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.

The Man turns to his wife with a smile. "See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2016
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A viking named Rudolph The Red was looking out his window one day

"Its going to rain soon" he said to his wife. "How could you possibly know that?" She asked. He simply replied, "Because Rudolph The Red knows rain, dear."

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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A Viking named Rudolph the Red

One night a viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, β€œIt’s going to rain.” His wife asked, β€œHow do you know?” He said, β€œBecause Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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A viking by the name of Rudolph the Red was sitting in his home, when he looked out the window.

He told his wife that it was going to rain soon. His wife, never hearing her husband predict the weather before asks, "How Rudolph, how do you know its going to rain soon?"

"Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pidgeon-eater-69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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A Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said

β€œIt looks like it’s going to rain” his wife said how do you know?

He replied β€œRudolph the Red knows rain, dear....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pasd84
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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One Night a Viking named Rudolph the Red told his wife, It’s going to Rain...she asked how he knew...

Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear

(Yes, I stole this from another sub:))

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJBlue18
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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One night, a Viking called Rudolph the red was looking out of his window when he suddenly said "It's going to rain". His wife asked "how do you know?"

"Because rudolph the red knows rain, dear"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TripHasard
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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"I'll be Rudolph!" "I'll be Olive!" "Huh?"

"You know, Olive? The other reindeer? She used to laugh and call him names."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlmostButNotQuit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Rudolph The Red and his wife are out walking one day, Rudolph says, β€œIt looks like rain.” His wife says, β€œYou don’t know that.” To which he replies,

β€œRudolph The Red knows rain, dear.”

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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Did you hear about the viking Rudolph the Red?

He looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain. His wife questioned, "What makes you say that?" He replied, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/l3ahamut
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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Rudolph the Red

One day a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said β€œit’s going to rain tonight”.

His wife asked, β€œhow do you know?”

β€œBecause Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blighternet
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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What reindeer was always mean to Rudolph?

Olive, the other reindeer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TabCompletion
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?

Because he went down in history.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/felix_72
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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Looking out his window, a viking named Rudolph the Red declared, "It's going to rain."

His wife asked, "How do you know?"

"Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BassWizard420
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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Erik the Red had a brother named Rudolph

Rudolph was talking to his wife about the weather. He said, "It looks like rain." but she disagreed, "It looks like snow."

He responded: "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IdonJuanTatalya
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2018
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Who was the meanest reindeer to Rudolph?

Olive.

Because Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names.

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