A list of puns related to "Lorrie"
I thought "That's a turtle disaster".
Police are combing the area
Police admit they are stumped.
A turtle disaster
‘Cos she’s worth it.
You idiot, I shouted. Through gritted teeth.
Now he's the man-da-lorry-in
Police say the traffic is pretty stationery...
...meanwhile, lorry drivers get fed ex.
I hear they are going to give a really tough sentence.
The police say they don't know what to make of it.
......everything was covered in debris
The Police have said, there will be no congestion for at least 12hrs.
The police say they're taking steps to remove them.'
Can't beat a good police dadjoke.
Let's just hope there isn't a shag pileup.
Lorry-el
A Bin Lorry. (Garbage Truck)
My girlfriend was driving us to into town early this morning for work, it was dark and we all had lights on. A waste disposal truck coming the other way narrowly misses us as it overtakes a cyclist on a blind corner. My girlfriend gets angry because of their stupidity, I wait a split second and say:
"I guess they're just a rubbish lorry driver"
It didn't defuse the situation...
A friend and I are driving along the motorway and I note about how tall a Hovis (bread bakers) lorry is.
Friend poses the question "I wonder why they need such a tall lorry?"
Without pausing I answer "Because bread rises!"
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