"Rudolph the red knows rain dear"
"Its going to rain soon" he said to his wife. "How could you possibly know that?" She asked. He simply replied, "Because Rudolph The Red knows rain, dear."
He told me that sounds like snow much fun
"What was the other reindeer's name?"
"Um, Dasher?"
No."
"Dancer?"
"No. Olive."
"Olive?"
"Yes! Olive, the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names."
I was very proud.
Eyewitnesses say the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
He went down in history.
Nothing, he just left him on red.
He went down in History.
My dad says "they never talk about Olive the other reindeer..."
Who wouldn't want to go to a Donner party?
He went to the re-tail shop
There are many tales that have come from Viking lore but few are as lost as the tale of Bran Rudolph the Red.
It was said that he was blessed by God's with a keen ability to predict the weather. Due to this magical gift, he became a renowned seaman. Feared by his enemies, and respected by his bannermen. After years of successful raids and conquests, one of his shield maidens finally plucked up the courage and asked him how he does it.
"Bran, how do you always predict the weather? How have you always, managed to avoid every storm the sea throws at you". All his men laughed and looked up at their leader. Before he could respond, his right-hand man stood up and with a smile on his face and retorted, " It's simple. Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
Because she went to the bar and blew 50 bucks.
"Office Rudolph," I ask. "Is it raining or snowing?"
"Definitely raining," Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.
I turn to my wife. "See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
...making him the first ever grammar nazi.
Because they're my star bucks
Because he went down in history.
Santa: “Hey Rudolph! You’re looking fly today!” Rudolph: “Oh Santa, you sleigh me!”
It's going to rein, deer
"No, honey, that is snow."
"My sweet, that is a wonderful rain," he said.
"You are not smart. That is snow!" she exclaimed.
He replied, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
"Because they were too deer."
Our entire staffing pool cringed.
"Look at all these people who stopped smoking today!"
Because people are always fawning over Bambi.
A couple is walking in St Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve.
They feel a slight precipitation.
"I think it's raining," says the man.
"No, it's snowing," replies the woman.
"How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!" exclaims the man. "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"
"Definitely raining, "Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.
The Man turns to his wife with a smile. "See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife.
"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said." Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them. "Let's not fight about it," the man said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."
As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?"
"It's raining, of course," he answered and walked on. But the woman insisted: "I know that felt like snow!" To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"
He replied ”Rudolph the red knows rain dear”.
One night a viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.” His wife asked, “How do you know?” He said, “Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
He told his wife that it was going to rain soon. His wife, never hearing her husband predict the weather before asks, "How Rudolph, how do you know its going to rain soon?"
"Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
“It looks like it’s going to rain” his wife said how do you know?
He replied “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear....
Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear
(Yes, I stole this from another sub:))
"Because rudolph the red knows rain, dear"
"You know, Olive? The other reindeer? She used to laugh and call him names."
“Rudolph The Red knows rain, dear.”
One day a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said “it’s going to rain tonight”.
His wife asked, “how do you know?”
“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear”
He looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain. His wife questioned, "What makes you say that?" He replied, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
Olive, the other reindeer
Because he went down in history.
His wife asked, "How do you know?"
"Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
Rudolph was talking to his wife about the weather. He said, "It looks like rain." but she disagreed, "It looks like snow."
He responded: "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
Olive.
Because Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names.
