My 12 year old daughter got me today. Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer was playing on the radio.

"What was the other reindeer's name?"

"Um, Dasher?"

No."

"Dancer?"

"No. Olive."

"Olive?"

"Yes! Olive, the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names."

I was very proud.

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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is pronounced dead after colliding with a flock of seagulls and a 747 over Madrid.

Eyewitnesses say the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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👤︎ u/nsh921
📅︎ Dec 25 2020
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We have Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer On

My dad says "they never talk about Olive the other reindeer..."

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I love a good build up
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📅︎ Dec 22 2020
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Santa hit a dragon and killed it whilst flying over medieval England...

... guess you could say he sleighed it

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📅︎ Dec 17 2019
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Santa actually only had two reindeer

Rudolph and Olive (the other reindeer).

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A guest at the restaurant I work at told me the daddest joke I've ever heard

I was walking by with a jar of olives when he told me: "You know that was Santa's eighth reindeer, right?" Me:"Umm, Olive?" Him:"Yeah, you know the song! ..and olive the other reindeer laughed and called Rudolph names!"

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How many reindeer does santa have?

10: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comit, Cupid, Donner, Blizten, Rudolph, and Olive. Olive the other reindeer Courtesy of a random friendly customer I had today.

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👤︎ u/sb107
📅︎ Dec 05 2014
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Rudolph joke (that I literally just heard my dad laughing about)

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife.

"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said." Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them. "Let's not fight about it," the man said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."

As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?"

"It's raining, of course," he answered and walked on. But the woman insisted: "I know that felt like snow!" To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"

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👤︎ u/Diolives
📅︎ Dec 18 2015
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My dad got me good.

I wanted to watch Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer so I asked him, "Hey Dad, where's Rudolph?" He answered, "The North Pole son, with all the other Reindeer."

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👤︎ u/turvoor
📅︎ Dec 07 2015
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Christmas Time Dad Joke

My dad loves trivia and brain teasers. He asks me "How many d's in Rudolph, the red nosed reindeer."

I figure people don't count the d at the end of red-nosed. So I say "4" with confidence....

He says, "nope....237." I looked at him, everyone in this sub-reddit know the look.

Then he starts singing " dee dee dee dee dee ..." to the tune of Rudolph.

I laughed and added it to my repertoire.

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👤︎ u/MikeTheBum
📅︎ Dec 13 2013
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What reindeer was always mean to Rudolph?

Olive, the other reindeer

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Who was the meanest reindeer to Rudolph?

Olive.

Because Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names.

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📅︎ Dec 23 2017
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