I am looking for some sort or plant/gardening puns from famous song lyrics for a class assignment such as:
You can grow your own way
-or-
Don't grow so close to me
Any help?
I bought some guitar picks for my partner's belated bday and I want to have some musical puns engraved on them. I don't know enough about music to do a good job. I need puns that play on musical theory or musical notes, method, whatever... Anything that's more clever than "I pick you", which I think is cute but also underwhelming. These are guitar picks though, so short and simple are best. NSFW acceptable. PLE ASE HALP!!!
... then you have my symphony.
bassoon you will.
Otherwise I'd have some pretty dim innuendos.
It ended in a clefhanger.
I'll try to orchestrate a change.
Mozart keeps Haydn my Liszt, so I took him out Bach and kicked him with my Schu(bert). Bizet-nga!
This Christmas, my dad, brother, and I went over to my grandfather's house to visit. My grandpa has a pool table, so we always play a couple games. Our teams were my dad and my brother against my grandpa and me. After his turn, my dad goes over to a piano in the corner of the room and starts playing Christmas tunes. His turn quickly comes up and he's still playing the festive tunes on the piano. My grandpa yells at him, "Hey! We're playing pool. Stop playing piano." My dad replies, "Fine! I'll play forte," and continued to play Jingle Bells, but very loudly.
She got into treble after the concert. (Please continue to make lots of music puns please)
We're making a music theory t shirt for my school And i just know there's a plethora of musical puns to be told so id loc e to hear all you've got, Reddit! :)
You Dont Know How It Peels
"Country!"
Having a small party for my guitar and music obsessed soon-to-be 3 year old. Wanted to put some signs next to the food to make it more on-theme. We’ll be serving:
Chicken nuggets PB&Js (in the shape of guitars) Veggie tray Fruit tray Water & juice
I’m struggling to think of stuff. So far I only have Nirvana Nuggets (which I realize isn’t even a pun) and PB&J Richie Samboraches. Lame, I know 😂 Help me out if you can think of any more!
He replied “I’m a big metal fan!”
An orca-stra.
Tenor twelve feet away from earshot.
He... Is... Inevitable!
The paper was jamming.
We called him Reggae Tony.
She asks, "Are you listening to Milli Vanilli?"
I said "Girl, you know it's truuuuuue!"
Or how the doctor put it, "A band aid."
A tuba toothpaste.
He was a Personal Pan.
I think the paper's jamming.
along with nearly 900 by Carl Philipp Emanuel Bach, nearly 400 by Johann Christian Bach, more than 300 by Johann Christoph Friedrich Bach, and nearly 200 by Wilhelm Friedemann Bach.
Together with as many as 200 more surviving compositions by other members of the Bach dynasty, scholars estimate that about 3 000 works are preserved in total, a collection that we today know as the Baroque Bach mountain.
G sus
For having students read band books.
Santa Claus really likes him because he’s RAPPING the PRESENT.
(That joke was 2 punny)
Please don’t resort to violins and anger if you don’t notice.
He really likes the Greens
Otherwise I'd have some pretty dim innuendos.
