I am looking for some sort or plant/gardening puns from famous song lyrics for a class assignment such as:
You can grow your own way
-or-
Don't grow so close to me
Any help?
I bought some guitar picks for my partner's belated bday and I want to have some musical puns engraved on them. I don't know enough about music to do a good job. I need puns that play on musical theory or musical notes, method, whatever... Anything that's more clever than "I pick you", which I think is cute but also underwhelming. These are guitar picks though, so short and simple are best. NSFW acceptable. PLE ASE HALP!!!
... then you have my symphony.
Otherwise I'd have some pretty dim innuendos.
bassoon you will.
It ended in a clefhanger.
I'll try to orchestrate a change.
Mozart keeps Haydn my Liszt, so I took him out Bach and kicked him with my Schu(bert). Bizet-nga!
This Christmas, my dad, brother, and I went over to my grandfather's house to visit. My grandpa has a pool table, so we always play a couple games. Our teams were my dad and my brother against my grandpa and me. After his turn, my dad goes over to a piano in the corner of the room and starts playing Christmas tunes. His turn quickly comes up and he's still playing the festive tunes on the piano. My grandpa yells at him, "Hey! We're playing pool. Stop playing piano." My dad replies, "Fine! I'll play forte," and continued to play Jingle Bells, but very loudly.
She got into treble after the concert. (Please continue to make lots of music puns please)
We're making a music theory t shirt for my school And i just know there's a plethora of musical puns to be told so id loc e to hear all you've got, Reddit! :)
Please don’t resort to violins and anger if you don’t notice.
Because heavy metals are toxic.
(I -22f- have created this joke when i was 15, I was waiting for an opportunity to disgust people with it. So here you go reddit lol)
In fact, you could say that they are Canon Fodder.
Think it's the Chopin board.
Me: the reason why I'm asking is that you are a member of the Police
Officer: please, Don't stand so close to me
Finnish Hymns
Prague rock
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
"Yeah" the dad replied, "I liked them too."
Hippity hop
she got a nickleback
A club sandwich
Throw away the wrappers
"I'm a huge metal fan"
Country music
Otherwise I'd have some pretty dim innuendos.
Prague rock.
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
