Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.

Please don’t resort to violins and anger if you don’t notice.

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What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?

An orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jfshay
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I bought a musical instrument for my daughter, which cost me $1000.

It was a grand piano.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
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If you remove all musical instruments from a church

Is it disorganised?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Roku-Hanmar
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Which musical instrument is the most depressed?

The sigh-low-phone.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tyckt206
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I was thinking to myself, if I wanted to race some musical instruments, where would I go?

Then it came to me, a soundtrack of course.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AustralianGroan
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Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences goes largely unnoticed.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CameronFuckedmyPig
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Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ralph-Hinkley
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I won the lottery and squandered most of it on buying 17th century artwork and musical instruments.

It left me baroque.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rav4xle
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Saxophone might be considered as the sexiest musical instrument

but there is nothing sounds more horny than brass

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/r96340
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15 2020
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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
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My Dad is really excited that I play the same musical instrument he does. I'm not sure if it's worth it,

since he calls me "Tuba Good In Junior"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jjustingraham
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The musical saw is the most challenging instrument

They’re always a bit sharp.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BHK1961
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 06 2019
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What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?

The xylobone.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nobody2401
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14 2019
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Which musical instrument is most likely to take legal action against the others?

The sue-saphone

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Doug_The_Plug
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08 2019
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A man walked into a bar with his pet octopus. He went up to the counter and bet everyone in the bar $50 that they couldn’t bring the octopus a musical instrument that it couldn’t play...

One man pulled an old guitar off the wall that hadn’t been tuned in years and gave it to the octopus.

The octopus took the guitar, tuned it right up and began play.

There was no doubt that the octopus was an excellent guitar player.

The man paid his handler $50 and sat down.

Another man brought a saxophone to the octopus.

The octopus took it and stared for a bit.

After a minute or two the octopus began playing a deep and soulful jazz solo.

This man paid his $50 and sat down.

The bartender went into the back and brought out a set of bag pipes.

The bartender said, β€œI’ll bet $100 that the octopus can’t play these bagpipes.”

The man agreed and handed them to the octopus.

The octopus sat there eyeing the bagpipes up and down for quite awhile.

The handler began to get nervous so he said to the octopus, β€œHurry up and start playing the thing”

The octopus spewed, β€œPlay it?! I wanna marry her!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
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I'm not allowed within 500 yards of a musical instrument.

I'm a registered sax offender.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/noahmancometh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27 2019
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What do you call a slutty musical instrument?

A whorgan

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stickyfingerszippers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 20 2019
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Are musical instruments therapeutic?

Well, accordion to science

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SirMalcolmK
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My ex used to hit me with musical instruments.

I didn't know she had a history of violins.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wwchopper
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28 2017
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Accordion to a recent study, you can replace one word with the name of a musical instrument without anybody noticing.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mrBELDING69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 30 2018
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What's a sheep's favorite musical instrument?

A ewekelele.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23 2018
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Achieving world peace is simple. Just burn all musical instruments.

Then there will finally be no violins.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AutoCommenter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18 2019
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What do you say to a German man who sneezed because his musical instrument is too small for him?

Kazoo tight

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HispanicTaco
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22 2018
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On musical instruments.

My friend, Joe plays the guitar pretty well, so I told him, "Joe, you play the guitar pretty well. Have you ever been in a banjo?"

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"I've never played a musical instrument. Only the didgeridoo."

"But dad, the didgeridoo is an instrument..."

"Yes son, but it isn't musical."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10 2018
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What is a politicians favorite musical instrument?

The lyre...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dnoldbzz
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What do you call a Pokemon that plays musical instruments?

A Mew-sician

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chelseadaggered
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My 12 year old just came up with this one. What's the President' s favorite musical instrument?

A Trump-et.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sandman_tn
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Weird Al bought his daughter a musical instrument

Its all going accordian to his plan

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/airhogg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 05 2018
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Did you hear about the printers that learned to play musical instruments?

They started a paper jam band.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/goodluckpete
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19 2017
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What musical instruments do Democrats hate the most?

Trumpets.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rage-o-rama
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Do you play a musical instrument?

Well, I used to play the trombone but I let it slide.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/knoth3ad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02 2015
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What's a Spanish Fishermans favourite musical instrument?

Castinets

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mrfranko
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13 2017
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What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments.

An orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jfshay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 28 2020
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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03 2019
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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
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Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ralph-Hinkley
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Accordion to a recent survey replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ordinarybloke1963
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 25 2019
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Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don’t notice it when you replace random words with musical instruments.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GreninjaTube
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 14 2018
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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02 2019
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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
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Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AYKW
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07 2019
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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11 2019
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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
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What do you call a group of killer whales playing musical instruments?

An orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/devnodegree
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04 2018
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Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
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