Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
But now they have a lot of violins
Because it had too much violins.
I said to him, “Violin is not the answer.”
Because violins is never the answer.
Well, then I’d say you were a lyre.
If only i had known about her history of violins.
“I play a little guitar!"
Don't make me use violins.
It was a brutal act of violins.
I didn’t know she had a history with Violins.
The judge asks, “First offender?” The wife replies, “No, first a Gibson, then a Fender.”
My wife plays violin and her first rehearsal with a new orchestra is near. She had access to an electronic copy of the music, but wondered whether the orchestra would distribute paper copies at the rehearsal. For orchestras, the section leaders decide when everyone's bows will be moving up vs. down and annotate the music accordingly. Copies of the annotated music are distributed to the players. As a trumpet player who's never needed that kind of annotation, I've always been able to use the originals.
Wife: "String players never play from the originals because we have bowings."
Me: "And wind players have Airbuses!"
Wife: "That joke was just plane awful."
And started looking at some string instruments. The owner came up to me and said "Cello, good buy!". Confused, I walked out thinking 'what a rude way to greet a customer...'
She seemed nice to start, with no history of violins.
