Cymbal Puns

A list of puns related to "Cymbal"

Two drums and a cymbals fall of a call
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👤︎ u/crayo1
📅︎ Jul 31 2020
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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff

Ba dum tss

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👤︎ u/aizok
📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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Two elephants and a cymbal fell off a cliff...

Ba dum tsch

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👤︎ u/SiahTaylor
📅︎ Jun 14 2020
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Two snares drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
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👤︎ u/axxolot
📅︎ May 03 2019
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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Badum chhh

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👤︎ u/thetallestwizard
📅︎ Nov 12 2019
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Two drums and a cymbal fell off a cliff
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👤︎ u/Jurassic-Raptor
📅︎ Jun 06 2019
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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Ba-dum-tshhh

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👤︎ u/scarybaubles
📅︎ Feb 27 2019
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Two snares and a cymbal fell off a cliff...

Ba dum tss

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👤︎ u/iANDR0ID
📅︎ Oct 08 2015
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What do you get when drop two base drums and a cymbal off a cliff?

ba dum tss

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👤︎ u/la_espina
📅︎ Apr 22 2018
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Two drums and a cymbal fall of a cliff...

ba dum tsss

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👤︎ u/Lumber__Zach
📅︎ Oct 31 2017
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Today I threw two drums and a cymbal off a cliff.

Ba Dum Tssss

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👤︎ u/LoudmouthLees
📅︎ Sep 11 2016
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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

Ba-dum-tsssss.

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👤︎ u/Fliibo-97
📅︎ Sep 24 2014
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Have you heard of the drummer that became an author?

I heard he uses a lot of cymbalisms in his works

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👤︎ u/gssn-nospace
📅︎ Jan 02
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff...

“Ba-dumm-Tsss”

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👤︎ u/streety22
📅︎ May 08 2020
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A drummer got a tattoo of a drum kit on himself

It was very cymbalic.

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👤︎ u/shooception
📅︎ Oct 24 2020
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I’d never let my children watch the orchestra.

There is too much sax and violins in it

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👤︎ u/NicJ20
📅︎ May 11 2020
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Today, my pastor started talking to the drum set during his sermon.

Boy did I appreciate the cymbal-ism...

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👤︎ u/midas_1988
📅︎ Aug 02 2020
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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna One....Anna Two

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👤︎ u/MitchellOfficial
📅︎ Aug 07 2019
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Why was the drummer arrested for emoji abuse?

He kept hitting the cymbals

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👤︎ u/errsta
📅︎ Jul 01 2020
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i was in a band once

the producer said that we needed to have a symbol for our band. i said sir if we dont have a cymbal how have we been playing the drums?

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👤︎ u/brohemianrasputin
📅︎ Jun 03 2020
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What did the drum say about his childhood?

Those were the cymbaler days.

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👤︎ u/Rslashhuman
📅︎ Mar 11 2020
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A drumset is a very deep instrument

It's full of cymballism.

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👤︎ u/Lord_Malgus
📅︎ Jan 12 2020
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What did the drummer call his twin baby girls?

Anna1 Anna2

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Mar 25 2019
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A Sheep, a Drum, and a Snake fall off a cliff.

Baa-Dumm-Tsss.

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👤︎ u/keithasaurus
📅︎ Jul 18 2018
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We caught the drummer of our band masturbating over his drum kit...

I guess the pervert thinks of them as sex cymbals.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Apr 21 2019
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Pen and paper is a great way to write stuff down, but I prefer using a whiteboard.

They’re just so remarkable...

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👤︎ u/Catboy55
📅︎ Oct 10 2018
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I saw a girl with a Triangle tattoo...

I asked if she played it or if it was "cymbal-ic"

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👤︎ u/TimmyV90
📅︎ May 31 2019
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What did the drummer call his twin girls?

Anna One, Anna Two...

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👤︎ u/enzon2001
📅︎ Mar 27 2018
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In these dark times... We just need...
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👤︎ u/guitarman1103
📅︎ Mar 04 2018
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I got given a percussion instrument by the Church of Scientology

Took it home. My wife can't believe she's now living with an international sect cymbal.

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👤︎ u/lukeurmyson
📅︎ Jul 28 2018
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Every time I make a pun, my friend reminds me that he'll one day buy me a drumkit.

To which I ask him "are you being literal or cymbalic."

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👤︎ u/Xenoraiser
📅︎ Dec 29 2017
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My dad on the SpaceX rocket landing

We were watching the live stream of the landing, just as it touched down and the crowd went crazy.

My dad: "That crowd is really excited. It's almost like they scored a touch-down!"

Me: sigh

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👤︎ u/free_science
📅︎ Dec 22 2015
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My son thought percussion was easy

I told him it's not that cymbal

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👤︎ u/sunshine5403
📅︎ Aug 07 2017
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2 drums and a symbol fell off a cliff

Badumtss

Edit: Cymbal* DAMN AUTO CORRECT

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👤︎ u/Braincain007
📅︎ Dec 02 2017
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Want to hear the worst joke in the world?

I just threw two drums and a cymbal off a cliff. . . . . Ba Dum Tsss!

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👤︎ u/NCmountainReddit
📅︎ Jun 10 2017
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Got a member of a local orchestra GOOD!

Walks by me wheeling one of the timpanis.

"Now THAT's a timpani roll!"

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👤︎ u/jakeizaak
📅︎ Apr 21 2015
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What represents drums?

A cymbal.

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👤︎ u/redditurded
📅︎ Oct 06 2016
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Why is....

Neil Pert's drum kit like "The DiVinci Code"? Because of all the cymbals!

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👤︎ u/ja647
📅︎ Feb 13 2014
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Music-Dad's favorite...

Two Snare Drums and a Cymbal fall down a well.....

Buh-Dum-Ching

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👤︎ u/Jennoid11
📅︎ Jul 24 2013
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Had A Good One in the Shower This Morning

So I was in the shower with my girlfriend this morning, and I have one of those Moxie Bluetooth showerheads so I can stream music from my phone to my shower.

At different points during the song, I was (gently) playing the cowbell part on her butt, cymbals on her stomach, etc.

During the guitar solo, I picked up some of her wet hair and began strumming the notes along with the song. She gave me a nasty glare.

And then, it hit me.

"Sorry babe. I just can't help playing HAIR guitar during this song!"

The look she gave me....

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👤︎ u/flyingbear24
📅︎ Aug 30 2014
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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff

ba dum tss

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👤︎ u/Athlestone
📅︎ Jan 13 2020
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