Drum Kit Puns

A list of puns related to "Drum Kit"

How do you trap a drum kit?

Use a snare

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👤︎ u/Flazdude
📅︎ Dec 18 2020
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A drummer got a tattoo of a drum kit on himself

It was very cymbalic.

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👤︎ u/shooception
📅︎ Oct 24 2020
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I got rid of my son’s drum kit but he went behind my back and bought a new one.

There’s going to be serious repercussions.

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👤︎ u/dandan_56
📅︎ Oct 20 2020
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We caught the drummer of our band masturbating over his drum kit...

I guess the pervert thinks of them as sex cymbals.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Apr 21 2019
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If we have 707, 808 and 909 drum kits, I invented a new drum kit that all involves tin cans and will call it

A tintin kit

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👤︎ u/aparks1437
📅︎ Apr 06 2018
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What’s the best present you can gift?

A broken drum kit.

Nobody can beat that....

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👤︎ u/Michismelody
📅︎ Dec 18 2020
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I was sitting in traffic this morning when I noticed the guy in the car next to me was playing an electric guitar.

On the other side was someone doing the same, and behind me was a person on a full drum kit. In the car in front was a guy with a mic screaming out some kind of song. None of the cars were moving, they were all just rocking out playing music. It was at that moment that I realised I was stuck in the middle of a traffic jam.

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👤︎ u/chimpocalypse
📅︎ Aug 17 2017
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Why is....

Neil Pert's drum kit like "The DiVinci Code"? Because of all the cymbals!

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👤︎ u/ja647
📅︎ Feb 13 2014
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