Cowbell Puns

A list of puns related to "Cowbell"

"Cowbells rinnnng; are ya list'nin..."

-excerpt from my upcoming song "Walken in a Winter Wonderland"

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👤︎ u/MyLatestInvention
📅︎ Oct 30 2020
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What kind of cowbell does a bovine wizard wear?

An amoolet.

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👤︎ u/Torley_
📅︎ Mar 22 2020
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Needs more cowbell!
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👤︎ u/po_t8_toe
📅︎ Sep 04 2019
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Needs more cowbell
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👤︎ u/po_t8_toe
📅︎ Aug 28 2019
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Why do cows wear cowbells?

Because their horns don’t work

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👤︎ u/The_Nightman_82
📅︎ Aug 09 2019
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With all this corona stuff going on, My son just said he had a fever...

I naturally told him that the only cure is more cowbell.

(...I laughed. And he did not. Nor did the wife. Sleeping on the couch tonight! ... worth it!)

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👤︎ u/jsmezz
📅︎ Mar 18 2020
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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👤︎ u/foxxbott
📅︎ Dec 10 2018
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Recently renovated the kitchen at work and found this on the walk-in fridge imgur.com/FnW0FMM
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👤︎ u/Fuzzybutt738
📅︎ Aug 03 2015
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Had A Good One in the Shower This Morning

So I was in the shower with my girlfriend this morning, and I have one of those Moxie Bluetooth showerheads so I can stream music from my phone to my shower.

At different points during the song, I was (gently) playing the cowbell part on her butt, cymbals on her stomach, etc.

During the guitar solo, I picked up some of her wet hair and began strumming the notes along with the song. She gave me a nasty glare.

And then, it hit me.

"Sorry babe. I just can't help playing HAIR guitar during this song!"

The look she gave me....

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👤︎ u/flyingbear24
📅︎ Aug 30 2014
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don’t work

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👤︎ u/t_bone_stake
📅︎ Apr 27 2021
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