Sheet Metal Puns

A list of puns related to "Sheet Metal"

My uncle's friend won the Olympic gold with an epee made from a disposable thin metal sheet often used in cooking...

It was a good aluminum foil

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 05 2020
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Someone keeps putting very thin sheet metal around my garden...

They keep foiling my plot!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Mar 01 2020
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I watched an interesting documentary about how to fasten two sheets of metal together.

It was riveting.

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👤︎ u/RegalBen56
📅︎ Aug 21 2019
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I lost my job as a sheet metal worker.

I don't know what happened but I gave it my awl.

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👤︎ u/Apollonius_Cone
📅︎ Jun 08 2019
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I just finished a great documentary about the process by which metal sheets are fastened together with steel bolts.

It was riveting.

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👤︎ u/the_iraq_such_as
📅︎ Jan 10 2019
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I just watched a video on joining two pieces of sheet metal together. It was riveting.

I didn't watch the hole thing though. That would be boring.

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👤︎ u/RichardHuman
📅︎ Dec 01 2017
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My dad worked in sheet metal for many years. Now I work in a metal fabrication shop.

Guess you could say I come from a pretty weld to do family

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👤︎ u/Kowboooy
📅︎ Dec 01 2015
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What happens when you eat tin foil?

You sheet metal

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👤︎ u/Iskelmaikel
📅︎ Oct 27 2020
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There’s a tool for every job

At work, Gary has to cut holes in sheet metal and has to use a de-burring hook to remove the sharp edges of the cutout. He always catches someone with their guard down and ask to borrow their heater. Gary works inside in a warm clean building, so it’s an odd request.

Their head tilts sideways like a confused dog, and they say puzzled “Heater?”.

Gary replies, “Yeah, your de-BUrRRrRR-ing tool” as he crosses his arms and shivers.

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👤︎ u/nuclear-juniper
📅︎ Sep 11 2020
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If you were to make a blanket out of tinfoil,

Would it be called sheet metal?

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👤︎ u/EnterTheScrapYard
📅︎ Jul 10 2018
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What happens after you eat aluminum?

You sheet metal

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👤︎ u/VolsungtheGreen
📅︎ Jun 27 2019
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What happens when you eat aluminum foil?

You sheet metal.

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👤︎ u/Link_s09
📅︎ Dec 28 2019
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What happens when you eat aluminum foil?

You sheet metal

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👤︎ u/WJ_Stedback
📅︎ Aug 14 2019
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What happens when you eat Aluminium foil?

You sheet metal.

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👤︎ u/Warsong53
📅︎ May 13 2019
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What happens when you eat aluminum foil?

You sheet metal.

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👤︎ u/RageMonster17
📅︎ Dec 17 2018
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what happens when you eat aluminum foil?

you sheet metal.

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👤︎ u/deadmaanposting
📅︎ May 08 2019
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What happens when you eat a roll of aluminum foil?

You sheet metal.

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👤︎ u/bigbucsnowhammies
📅︎ Mar 01 2019
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What happens when you eat aluminium foil?

You sheet metal.

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👤︎ u/thakurfrommountains
📅︎ Jan 05 2019
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What happens when you eat aluminium foil?

You sheet metal

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👤︎ u/Baron_Lemon
📅︎ May 11 2019
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What happens when you eat aluminium foil?

You sheet metal

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👤︎ u/Dadushka008
📅︎ Apr 22 2018
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What's happens when you eat aluminum foil?

You sheet metal

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👤︎ u/santafesmike
📅︎ Feb 28 2019
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What happens when you eat a ball of aluminum foil?

You sheet metal

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👤︎ u/Nicolaskg
📅︎ Apr 18 2018
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