A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff,

Ba-dum-tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Russell_Pinto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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How do you trap a drum kit?

Use a snare

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flazdude
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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What happened when the drummer re-recorded his drum solo?

There were repercussions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrayingMantis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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A drummer got a tattoo of a drum kit on himself

It was very cymbalic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shooception
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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I got rid of my son’s drum kit but he went behind my back and bought a new one.

There’s going to be serious repercussions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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A family is in an amusement park and comes across an animatronic display of Al Gore playing the drums.

The mother says, "Hey everyone, look at that. Isn't that amazing?" The father, unimpressed, replies, "It's just an algorithm".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mgrasso75
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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How does a lamb, a drum, and a snake sound falling off a cliff?

Baa-dum-sss.

(Told by literally my dad)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roke619
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Two drums and a cymbals fall of a call
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πŸ‘€︎ u/crayo1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff

Ba dum tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aizok
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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A drum set fell down the stairs

Ba dum dum dum dum dum ow

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Asked my GF why she chose this salad over the drum and bass salad, she wants to disown me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ribbers
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Today, my pastor started talking to the drum set during his sermon.

Boy did I appreciate the cymbal-ism...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midas_1988
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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I don't usually brag about my drum jokes but um...

tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/demand404
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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The best gift I ever got was a broken drum...

You can't beat it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linkhandford
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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What sound drum set from the junkyard makes?

Ba-dump-tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Euclase777
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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What did the drum say about his childhood?

Those were the cymbaler days.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rslashhuman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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My favourite Christmas present this year was a broken drum.

You just can't beat something like that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gazcobain
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Never play the same drum twice...

Or there'll be repercussions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lateronthemenjay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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What happened to the drum when he went to the haunted house?

He got snared.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rslashhuman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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Two snares drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
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πŸ‘€︎ u/axxolot
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.

But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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I heard that a former vice president used to work on math while playing drums...

It is said that he had good AlGoreRhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spazmatikism
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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What do you call it when there are two nuns in a drum circle?

a conundrum

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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What do you call a police officer who plays the drums

A beat cop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NCatP_returns
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Did you guys see the new Adventures of Tin Tin movie? His soul gets removed from his body and put into an industrial drum fan.

I'd rate it tin out of tin. Big fan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DripSquirt
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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My friend got beaten by his neighbour for playing the drums over and over again.

I guess he didn't realise the re-percussions of his actions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudecancode
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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If you yell, β€œEncore!” at the end of a drum line performance...

... be ready to deal with the re-percussions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zamundan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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My drum major was struck by lightning

She was very good at conducting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luigigamer74002
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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The record store owner needed to get the albums by a Canadian band with Neil Pert on drums out on sale before Halloween...

So he put in a Rush order!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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Drums - You can't beat 'em. Well, you have to, really.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perigeesus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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It's a really nice drum, you can't beat it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yodascoolson
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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We caught the drummer of our band masturbating over his drum kit...

I guess the pervert thinks of them as sex cymbals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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How does Al Gore play a drum solo?

Algorithmically

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πŸ‘€︎ u/niggety
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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I cought someone with a drum

I snared them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pndaberrybruh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Why do bars have drum sets?

They are music on tap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bingomzan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff

Ba-dum-tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SSSpartanII
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.....

"BAA DUMM TSSSS"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonp27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff...

β€œBa-dumm-Tsss”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/streety22
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff

BA-DUMM-TSS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_amxxn_x
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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What is the best gift you can give someone? Answer: a broken drum...

You can't beat it...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoliathGr33nman
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff..

Baa dum tss!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cyberwiz91
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff

ba dum tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Athlestone
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff.

Baa-Dumm-Tsssss

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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Why is a broken drum the best Christmas present ever?

You just can’t beat it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shevizzle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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A lamb, a drum, and a snake all fell off a cliff

Ba Dum Tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustFapped69Times
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.

Baa dum hiss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No_Name_Is_Left
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell into a river

Baa dum tsss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VinnyPortland
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Badum chhh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thetallestwizard
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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A lamb, a drum and a snake fell off a cliff

Baa, dum, sss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scrott806
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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There's nothing quite like a broken drum

You can't beat it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SES_Jay
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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