What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics?

A Hummingbird.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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I've been doing a series of 'misinterpreted song lyrics', I think most of them would fit here...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThoseAreHotdogs
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I don’t always have the urge to post song lyrics as my FB status...

But when I do, I refrain!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AreYouChi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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They’re punning lyrics to a song from a movie.
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No escape from reality
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelly240361
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For my English final, I had to compose a lyric poem marked by exaltation of feeling and style, varying length of line, and complexity of stanza forms.

"Ode no!" I thought.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Lyrical

Accordion to recent studies, everyday words in sentences can be replaced, unnoticed, by names of musical instruments.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Finnamischa
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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What did Biggie Smalls use to write his lyrics?

A notorious B.I.C

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I've gotten to the age when young people don't recognize my song lyric references anymore.

Well I guess this is growing up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrIncorporeal
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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The Curly Shuffle song lyrics
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfraymond
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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I hate it when people unnecessarily post lyrics to songs.

But I will survive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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One way or another

I’m really going to have to stop quoting Blondie lyrics...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schiggy182
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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I don't think I understand Linkin Park lyrics anymore

I've become so dumb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rahull95
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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A good romance starts with a good friendship. A bad romance on the other hand starts with...

Ra ra ah ah ah, ro ma ro ma ma, ga ga ooh la la, want yo bad romance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jack_Forrest
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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Dancing Queen used to have a lot of profanity in its lyrics, but after computers became common...

No one needed an abba cuss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2017
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Driving behind a hearse, my wife asked β€œHow fast do you think a hearse can go?”

Me: I don’t think very fast at all

Wife: Why not?!

Me: Well I mean they have all that dead weight in the back...

Literally a conversation we had last night. She actually laughed out loud!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeroWeDeserve87
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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I got booted off stage at a Karaoke bar. I was trying to sing 'Danger Zone' from that Top Gun movie. I forgot the lyrics three times.

They said I exceeded my Loggins attempts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slartibartfastBB
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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I'm in a Ska band that only has lyrics about fatherhood.

We're called Dadness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmarkieMark
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Why shouldn't you use Excel to write lyrics?

Because you may end up with a rap sheet...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D3ltaV1ctor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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Plant/Music Puns

I am looking for some sort or plant/gardening puns from famous song lyrics for a class assignment such as:

You can grow your own way

-or-

Don't grow so close to me

Any help?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fornicaked
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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I brought my car to a mechanic and asked him, β€œDo you have any idea why my car is humming?”

He replied, β€œProbably because it doesn’t know all the lyrics.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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So I was reading through U2 lyrics trying to remember a song of theirs that I really like.

I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awhiffofaether
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2018
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Idk if this is popular, found on facebook
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StrykerXVX
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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Are Hummingbirds just regular birds...

that can't remember the lyrics?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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I've been going to rehab for my addiction to Taylor Swift lyrics.

I think i'm finally clean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeAndMyHobo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2018
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2/3 is a passing grade

but when I lose one of my three kids, everyone freaks out like I did something horrible. πŸ˜’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OratioFidelis
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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When food and rap lyrics clash imgur.com/8FxWPqW
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickc211
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The song lyric comes on the radio, "I will lift you up," while in the car with my teenager.

I told her that the singer is a weight lifter. The eye roll was accompanied by a smirk.

The music video for the song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47dtFZ8CFo8

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nettius2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2017
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I listened to the new Lion King soundtrack tonight...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/siro300104
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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You can ask Rick Astley for his collection of Pixars movies all you want

He's never gonna give you Up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iAmZel
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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I'm not circumcised as I cum from the hood
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elephantbeepbeeps
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Showed my Dad the pic making fun of Rihanna's deep Birthday Cake lyrics. This was his response.

I texted the picture making fun of Rihanna's Birthday cake lyrics from /r/funny and he responded:

"Cake can be deep, depending on how many layers."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fourfourjew
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There must be some kind of way out of here
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πŸ“…︎ May 19 2018
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If you ever find yourself thinking about posting song lyrics on social media, just ask yourself

Is it worth it? Let me work it. I put my thing down flip it n' reverse it.

(Friend posted this on Facebook)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SgtKraken
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I've only read the lyrics and can't wait to hear that new fishin' song

I'm all about the bass the bass the bass No treble (hook)

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My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall by Oasis

I said maybe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tylarias
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Some guy just asked if I've ever heard Wonderwall

I said maybe...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PineappleCrown14
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2018
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What bird never knows the lyrics to a song?

A hummingbird!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_graveyard152
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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What kind of bird never remembers song lyrics?

A hummingbird!

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