Lyrical
Accordion to recent studies, everyday words in sentences can be replaced, unnoticed, by names of musical instruments.
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︎ Nov 10 2019
What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
I've been doing a series of 'misinterpreted song lyrics', I think most of them would fit here...
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︎ Sep 23 2020
I donโt always have the urge to post song lyrics as my FB status...
But when I do, I refrain!
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︎ Sep 09 2020
No escape from reality
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︎ Jun 07 2020
Theyโre punning lyrics to a song from a movie.
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︎ Apr 14 2020
For my English final, I had to compose a lyric poem marked by exaltation of feeling and style, varying length of line, and complexity of stanza forms.
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︎ May 25 2020
One way or another
Iโm really going to have to stop quoting Blondie lyrics...
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︎ Aug 30 2020
What did Biggie Smalls use to write his lyrics?
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︎ Oct 11 2019
I've gotten to the age when young people don't recognize my song lyric references anymore.
Well I guess this is growing up.
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︎ Jun 27 2019
The Curly Shuffle song lyrics
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︎ Sep 09 2019
I hate it when people unnecessarily post lyrics to songs.
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︎ Jun 14 2019
I don't think I understand Linkin Park lyrics anymore
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︎ May 15 2019
A good romance starts with a good friendship. A bad romance on the other hand starts with...
Ra ra ah ah ah, ro ma ro ma ma, ga ga ooh la la, want yo bad romance.
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︎ Aug 15 2019
Driving behind a hearse, my wife asked โHow fast do you think a hearse can go?โ
Me: I donโt think very fast at all
Wife: Why not?!
Me: Well I mean they have all that dead weight in the back...
Literally a conversation we had last night. She actually laughed out loud!
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︎ Jun 22 2019
Dancing Queen used to have a lot of profanity in its lyrics, but after computers became common...
No one needed an abba cuss.
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︎ Apr 06 2017
I got booted off stage at a Karaoke bar. I was trying to sing 'Danger Zone' from that Top Gun movie. I forgot the lyrics three times.
They said I exceeded my Loggins attempts.
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︎ May 06 2019
Plant/Music Puns
I am looking for some sort or plant/gardening puns from famous song lyrics for a class assignment such as:
You can grow your own way
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Don't grow so close to me
Any help?
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︎ May 24 2020
I brought my car to a mechanic and asked him, โDo you have any idea why my car is humming?โ
He replied, โProbably because it doesnโt know all the lyrics.โ
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︎ Jul 12 2020
I'm in a Ska band that only has lyrics about fatherhood.
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︎ Mar 11 2019
Why shouldn't you use Excel to write lyrics?
Because you may end up with a rap sheet...
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︎ Jan 31 2019
So I was reading through U2 lyrics trying to remember a song of theirs that I really like.
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For.
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︎ May 08 2018
Are Hummingbirds just regular birds...
that can't remember the lyrics?
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︎ May 16 2020
Idk if this is popular, found on facebook
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︎ Mar 19 2019
I've been going to rehab for my addiction to Taylor Swift lyrics.
I think i'm finally clean.
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︎ Apr 22 2018
2/3 is a passing grade
but when I lose one of my three kids, everyone freaks out like I did something horrible. ๐
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︎ Jul 29 2015
The song lyric comes on the radio, "I will lift you up," while in the car with my teenager.
I told her that the singer is a weight lifter. The eye roll was accompanied by a smirk.
The music video for the song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47dtFZ8CFo8
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︎ Nov 02 2017
I listened to the new Lion King soundtrack tonight...
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︎ Jul 29 2019
You can ask Rick Astley for his collection of Pixars movies all you want
He's never gonna give you Up
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︎ Mar 13 2019
I'm not circumcised as I cum from the hood
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︎ Sep 21 2018
There must be some kind of way out of here
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︎ May 19 2018
Showed my Dad the pic making fun of Rihanna's deep Birthday Cake lyrics. This was his response.
I texted the picture making fun of Rihanna's Birthday cake lyrics from /r/funny and he responded:
"Cake can be deep, depending on how many layers."
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︎ Aug 26 2014
If you ever find yourself thinking about posting song lyrics on social media, just ask yourself
Is it worth it? Let me work it. I put my thing down flip it n' reverse it.
(Friend posted this on Facebook)
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︎ Jun 22 2014
I've only read the lyrics and can't wait to hear that new fishin' song
I'm all about the bass
the bass
the bass
No treble (hook)
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︎ Oct 19 2014
My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall by Oasis
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︎ May 13 2016
Joni Mitchell subtly making meta dad jokes
The last song on Joni Mitchell's 1969 album "Clouds", is "Both Sides Now". If you listen to that album on vinyl, by the time she sings the lyrics "I've looked at clouds from both sides now", you too, will have looked at "Clouds" from both sides now.
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︎ Sep 28 2019
What bird never knows the lyrics to a song?
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︎ Dec 16 2019
What kind of bird never remembers song lyrics?
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︎ Dec 05 2018
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