Lyrical Puns

Accordion to recent studies, everyday words in sentences can be replaced, unnoticed, by names of musical instruments.

A Hummingbird.

But when I do, I refrain!

"Ode no!" I thought.

I’m really going to have to stop quoting Blondie lyrics...

A notorious B.I.C

Well I guess this is growing up.

But I will survive.

I've become so dumb

Ra ra ah ah ah, ro ma ro ma ma, ga ga ooh la la, want yo bad romance.

Me: I don’t think very fast at all

Wife: Why not?!

Me: Well I mean they have all that dead weight in the back...

Literally a conversation we had last night. She actually laughed out loud!

No one needed an abba cuss.

They said I exceeded my Loggins attempts.

I am looking for some sort or plant/gardening puns from famous song lyrics for a class assignment such as:

You can grow your own way

-or-

Don't grow so close to me

Any help?

He replied, “Probably because it doesn’t know all the lyrics.”

We're called Dadness.

Because you may end up with a rap sheet...

I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For.

that can't remember the lyrics?

I think i'm finally clean.

but when I lose one of my three kids, everyone freaks out like I did something horrible. 😒

I told her that the singer is a weight lifter. The eye roll was accompanied by a smirk.

The music video for the song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47dtFZ8CFo8

He's never gonna give you Up

I texted the picture making fun of Rihanna's Birthday cake lyrics from /r/funny and he responded:

"Cake can be deep, depending on how many layers."

Is it worth it? Let me work it. I put my thing down flip it n' reverse it.

(Friend posted this on Facebook)

I'm all about the bass the bass the bass No treble (hook)

I said maybe.

The last song on Joni Mitchell's 1969 album "Clouds", is "Both Sides Now". If you listen to that album on vinyl, by the time she sings the lyrics "I've looked at clouds from both sides now", you too, will have looked at "Clouds" from both sides now.

A hummingbird!

A hummingbird!