I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines.

He's a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BastetLXIX
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What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?

Do You Hear What I Hear?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TaurusGuy813
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I have started carrying a piece of stone with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving.

It’s my jingle bell rock.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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The next song is all about subtractions....

Take it away boys.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
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I just made a song about hammers.

It's a real banger.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/person7849
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What's a dog's least favorite Christmas song?

Fleas Navidad

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/klwill1192
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My girlfriend told me she hates songs by Britney Spears and she doesn't want me to sing them.

But oops, I did it again.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/danielsoft1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27 2020
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Did you hear the new pop song about Covid?

...it's pretty catchy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KW-DadJoker
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Never write sad songs

You’re just making a bad situation verse!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Routine_Palpitation
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I’m writing a song about how much I love seesaws.

It’s called 50 Ways to Love your Lever.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DinglebarryHandpump
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02 2020
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Song about puns created by amazing Malinda Kathleen Reese. youtube.com/watch?v=LtqBt…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AndronixESE
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24 2020
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I made a joke about the song Staying Alive and how it sounds like women singing. Apparently many of you didn’t like it.

Hereby my sincere apolobeegies!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pleasethelions
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I've just written a song about a tortilla.

Well, it is more of a rap really.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20 2020
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A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/December_Soul
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02 2020
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Tiny hawk
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mr_chanandler_bong_1
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I've started writing songs about my attachment issues.

I'm calling it Cling Rap.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FBI_Official_Acct
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08 2020
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What’s Dominic Cummings’ favourite christmas song?

Driving home for christmas.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-guille-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09 2020
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What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics?

A Hummingbird.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25 2020
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What's a Horse's favourite Beatles song?

Hay Chewed..

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dontmeenafing
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01 2020
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What was the guy from Casablancas favorite Christmas Song?

Moroccan around the Christmas Tree.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iconmotocbr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03 2020
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I wrote a song about a tortilla

Actually it’s more of a wrap

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Morgan3man17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24 2020
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Do you know why I want to perform a song for you?

It would be the β€œI sing on my cake” day.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bridgeheadprod
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26 2020
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Attila the Hun had a pet snake who refused to eat.

He tried everything: rodents, small animals, and even cuts from larger animals, but it wouldn't eat.

As a last resort, he offered a virgin, but still the snake wouldn't eat. So, he called up the village's wise man.

Without hesitation, the wise man put two pieces of bread on the woman, and the snake ate her whole.

When Attila asked why, the wise man responded,

"Thine anaconda don't want nun unless you've got buns, hun!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/a_wild_redditer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14 2020
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When Shaquille O’Neal gives you a birthday card, he always signs it with a reference to his favorite 80’s song.

Love Shaq

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20 2020
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TIL Elton John wrote an unreleased song about his short-lived affair with the lead actor in "Who's The Boss?"

He called it, "Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SusheeMonster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21 2020
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Ozzy Osborne’s song β€œCrazy Train”..

is a story about a true locomotive.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MariusMon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18 2020
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I wrote a song to memorialize the man killed when a piano fell down a mine shaft.

It's in A flat minor.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrPeteO
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18 2020
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I wrote a rap song about Voltron

Let me break it down lion by lion

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/siminz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27 2020
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Bilbo Baggins suddenly wakes up and hears someone singing β€œDon’t stop Believing”.

It was an unexpected Journey.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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I have been accused of writing a long series of messages about the song "I'm Too Sexy"

But I would like to reassure everyone that I did not write said thread.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17 2020
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A guy made a hurtful song about me and I couldn't get it out of my head.

I got disstrack-ted

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Croissnat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02 2020
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Why can’t pirates complete the alphabet song?

Because they get lost at C

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/infernonebula
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31 2020
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Why are old songs so good?????
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/abdissaxd
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I made a song about COVID-19

It's super catchy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/azndy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08 2020
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I asked the pianist if he could play the Chick Pea Song.

He said, "Maybe. Can you hummus a few bars.'

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/evilteach
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21 2020
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I've been doing a series of 'misinterpreted song lyrics', I think most of them would fit here...
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThoseAreHotdogs
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Pum pum pum papapapum....
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mr_chanandler_bong_1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11 2020
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*insert Jimmy Neutron title song*
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/simmson420
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A lot of people don’t believe me when I say I have a favourite Spandeau Ballet song...

... but it’s true.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Even-Tomatillo-4197
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My son kept singing the first line to the Spider-Man song over and over. So we took him to the doctor who gave us the bad news:

Our son was trapped in the spider-verse.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
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The song with the most puns I've ever seen. youtu.be/_eQ9nOyVeZg
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/skooben
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04 2020
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What do you call a song written in Saskatchewan?

A Saskatune!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lesmashysmash
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30 2020
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I am a big fan of playing different songs together

You can say that I am medley in love with it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/phoqkhan
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My friend composes songs about sewing machines

He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/inLikeCyn
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My mate composes songs about sewing machines.

He's a Singer songwriter, sew it seams.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Brucemoose1
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My friend composes songs about sewing machines.

He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chown-root
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I always carry a pebble with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October.

I call it my jingle bell rock!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jxwtf585
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