Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetectedβ¦
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There's a new musical out called "The Mystery of Tide Pods"
Apparently it's a Soap Opera.
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What is the most musical part of a turkey ?
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What do you call a musical group of criminals that travels around the country but only along the outline of the country's border?
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I won the lottery and squandered most of it on buying 17th century artwork and musical instruments.
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Do you know the musical part of a turkey?
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︎ Nov 24 2019
Accordion to a recent study, you can replace one word with the name of a musical instrument without anybody noticing.
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Whats the most musical part of a chicken?
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︎ Sep 03 2018
What is the musical equivalent of a lead balloon?
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Have you guys heard of the musical group called Cellophane?
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What can you say about a hip hop artist that does the music of today?
Santa Claus really likes him because heβs rapping the present!
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︎ Dec 24 2021
Why should you enjoy the music being played at the entrance of a hotel?
Because it's foyer entertainment.
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︎ Dec 06 2021
What is the favorite genre of music to lead, cadmium, mercury, iron, gold, platinum, and uranium?
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︎ Dec 20 2021
My son asked me if I could tell him more about the progression of music before the 70's.
I told him: "I don't know much about history."
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︎ Dec 16 2021
I know of a guy who has taken advantage of the recent lockdown to make a new playlist for his next hike. Itβs got music from βThe Peanutsβ, βThe Cranberriesβ and βEminemβ
Itβs called βThe Trail Mixβ
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︎ Oct 25 2021
Sound of Music - The modern version
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︎ Oct 09 2021
What's the loudest symbol of music?
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The decline of music in the 70s...
1969 Fleetwood Mac - Albatross
1977 ABBA - Eagle
>!1981 The Birdie Song!<
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︎ Nov 14 2021
I'm convinced that the music they played at high school dances is part of the reason our generation struggles to maintain long-term relationships.
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eyed Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago.
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What genre of music are the national anthems?
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︎ Oct 18 2021
Spotify, Apple Music, Youtube Music etc use the same kind of rhythm
They all use an algo-rhythm.
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︎ Nov 03 2021
Why did I get kicked of the music conference
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︎ Oct 25 2021
A music composer threw his composition out of the window.
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︎ Aug 07 2021
Did you know Mortal Kombat was actually based off of the religious music of Scandinavia?
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︎ Jun 25 2021
What kind of music do cavepeople like the most?
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︎ Aug 13 2021
These two wind turbines are standing in a field and one asks the other βwhat type of music do you like?β
The other one says βIβm a huge metal fanβ
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︎ Jun 10 2021
Two giant wind turbines are standing in a field,the first one turns around and asks:"what i your favourite type of music?"
The second turbine said:"I'm a giant metal fan"
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︎ Jun 29 2021
So two wind turbines are standing in a field when one asks the other βwhat kind of music do you like?β
The second replies βIβm a big metal fanβ
Courtesy of my 10 year old!
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︎ Apr 20 2021
What is the best type of music to listen to on Christmas eve?
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︎ May 21 2021
Two giant windmills are out on a hilltop. One turns to the other and asks, "what kind of music do you like? "
The other one says, "I'm a really big metal fan."
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︎ Apr 29 2021
A kid asked his dad, "what kind of music did you listen to growing up?" The dad said "I was big into Led Zeppelin." The son asked "who?"
"Yeah" the dad replied, "I liked them too."
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︎ Dec 16 2020
A windmill asked the other windmill what his favorite type of music is.
The other windmill replied "I'm a big metal fan"
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︎ Oct 23 2020
Me (in UK): officer, just enquiring, are you a fan of the music of Sting?
Me: the reason why I'm asking is that you are a member of the Police
Officer: please, Don't stand so close to me
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What style of music ocean creatures like the most?
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︎ Feb 04 2021
What is the Czech Republic's favorite kind of music
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︎ Jan 15 2021
I'm thinking of opening a bar where everyone insults everyone else while moving to the music...
I think my idea of social diss dancing would go over well!
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︎ Oct 04 2020
What type of music can the Royal Family not listen to?
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︎ Mar 23 2021
Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.
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Accordion to a recent survey replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
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Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.
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Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
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these two wind turbines were standing in the field talking. one says to the other, "what kind of music do you like?" the reply...
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What kind of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?
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