Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected…

Gotcha! Lol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YT_JRGRAND
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2021
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There's a new musical out called "The Mystery of Tide Pods"

Apparently it's a Soap Opera.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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What is the most musical part of a turkey ?

The drumstick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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What do you call a musical group of criminals that travels around the country but only along the outline of the country's border?

Contour

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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I won the lottery and squandered most of it on buying 17th century artwork and musical instruments.

It left me baroque.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Do you know the musical part of a turkey?

The drumsticks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oxfordthethird
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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Accordion to a recent study, you can replace one word with the name of a musical instrument without anybody noticing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrBELDING69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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Whats the most musical part of a chicken?

The drumsticks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banasenes0021
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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What is the musical equivalent of a lead balloon?

A Led Zeppelin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Homer_Simpson2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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Have you guys heard of the musical group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kewcomber
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2013
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What can you say about a hip hop artist that does the music of today?

Santa Claus really likes him because he’s rapping the present!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlickHeadSinger
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2021
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Why should you enjoy the music being played at the entrance of a hotel?

Because it's foyer entertainment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chacham2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2021
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What is the favorite genre of music to lead, cadmium, mercury, iron, gold, platinum, and uranium?

Heavy metal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhantomPenny
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2021
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My son asked me if I could tell him more about the progression of music before the 70's.

I told him: "I don't know much about history."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealThenill
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2021
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I know of a guy who has taken advantage of the recent lockdown to make a new playlist for his next hike. It’s got music from β€˜The Peanuts’, β€˜The Cranberries’ and β€˜Eminem’

It’s called β€˜The Trail Mix’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gwforeman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2021
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Sound of Music - The modern version
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueDisciple
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2021
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What's the loudest symbol of music?

The crash "symbol".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2021
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The decline of music in the 70s...

1969 Fleetwood Mac - Albatross

1977 ABBA - Eagle

>!1981 The Birdie Song!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cyan-180
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2021
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I'm convinced that the music they played at high school dances is part of the reason our generation struggles to maintain long-term relationships.

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eyed Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afishisborn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2021
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What genre of music are the national anthems?

Country…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZackyGood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2021
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Spotify, Apple Music, Youtube Music etc use the same kind of rhythm

They all use an algo-rhythm.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2021
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Why did I get kicked of the music conference

I took notes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mean-Mango-7125
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2021
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A music composer threw his composition out of the window.

It got decomposed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shriekss
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2021
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Did you know Mortal Kombat was actually based off of the religious music of Scandinavia?

It’s a Finnish Hymn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedShirtCashion
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2021
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What kind of music do cavepeople like the most?

Club

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wawoodworth
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2021
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These two wind turbines are standing in a field and one asks the other β€œwhat type of music do you like?”

The other one says β€œI’m a huge metal fan”

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2021
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Two giant wind turbines are standing in a field,the first one turns around and asks:"what i your favourite type of music?"

The second turbine said:"I'm a giant metal fan"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cocktopus-2_0
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2021
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So two wind turbines are standing in a field when one asks the other β€˜what kind of music do you like?’

The second replies β€˜I’m a big metal fan’

Courtesy of my 10 year old!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themeatspin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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What is the best type of music to listen to on Christmas eve?

Wrap music.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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Two giant windmills are out on a hilltop. One turns to the other and asks, "what kind of music do you like? "

The other one says, "I'm a really big metal fan."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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A kid asked his dad, "what kind of music did you listen to growing up?" The dad said "I was big into Led Zeppelin." The son asked "who?"

"Yeah" the dad replied, "I liked them too."

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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A windmill asked the other windmill what his favorite type of music is.

The other windmill replied "I'm a big metal fan"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scensei
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Me (in UK): officer, just enquiring, are you a fan of the music of Sting?

Me: the reason why I'm asking is that you are a member of the Police

Officer: please, Don't stand so close to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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What style of music ocean creatures like the most?

Aquapella

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hurtkopain
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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What is the Czech Republic's favorite kind of music

Prague rock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Electric_Trex
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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I'm thinking of opening a bar where everyone insults everyone else while moving to the music...

I think my idea of social diss dancing would go over well!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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What type of music can the Royal Family not listen to?

Royalty free music

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmoghVaishnav
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ralph-Hinkley
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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Accordion to a recent survey replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ordinarybloke1963
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ralph-Hinkley
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hgbleackley
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2015
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these two wind turbines were standing in the field talking. one says to the other, "what kind of music do you like?" the reply...

"I'm a big metal fan"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/niftyww
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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What kind of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xQuizate87
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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