A garbage man in Oklahoma was doing the rounds one morning

He came to a house where there was no bin out front, but there was a man sitting on the porch.

The garbage man called out β€˜Hey! Where’s β€˜ya bin?’

The guy replies β€˜I’ve been in Florida’

The garbage man says β€˜No, no. I meant where’s your wheely bin?’

The guys says β€˜I’ve really been in jail but I tell everyone I’ve been in Florida’.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndrewMacSydney
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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My trip to Oklahoma wasn't great.

It was just OK

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πŸ‘€︎ u/retroBurrito
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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What’s the best thing to ever come from Oklahoma?

I-35 South.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WCBrann
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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Oklahoma isn’t OK anymore
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ph3n0lphthalein
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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I went to a college in Oklahoma...

It was an OK State

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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I was driving from Illinois to Oklahoma but I got lost.

I've been in a state of Missouri ever since.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Me: Just crossed into Oklahoma. Be there soon.

My Dad: I would say OK! but...

(An actual text from my Dad bless him)

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Oklahoma isn't good or bad

It just OK

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JK-Debatte
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Why did the Oklahoma student keep rushing everything?

Because he was a Sooner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Westerbecky32
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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When I first heard the proposal to rename Oklahoma City after Ohio, I was confused as to why anyone would want that. But after hearing someone explain the logic behind it, I thought to myself:

OH, OK

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loosecashews
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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A man bragged that his bicep looks state of Oklahoma.

Weird flex, but OK.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClayDevil
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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Why did all the Native Americans leave Oklahoma?

Broken Arrow, Broken Bow, Nowata,

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tearsonurcheek
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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A nutshell in Oklahoma.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vuyfogifux
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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I’m not a big fan of Oklahoma’s abbreviation

It’s OK

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jimmy_Fallon1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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MRW family in Oklahoma City ask if my new job will be closer to home. imgur.com/gallery/kUruTHZ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilrmoe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2015
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What do you call a pallbearer in Oklahoma?

Karaoke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kcampbell1991
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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My Jalen Hurts Dad jokes based on the Oklahoma move. (For the sports fans)
  1. Huh Oklahoma seems like an OK move for him.
  2. Aw man I hate Oklahoma never thought he would Stoopsolow.
  3. Well I guess the news was going to come out Sooner or later.
  4. Not surprising I heard multiple reports Lincoln him to the Big 12.
  5. I bet Oklahoma fans are Riley happy today.
  6. (The obvious one) this move really Hirts Alabama’s title chances this year.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coffeegrounds55
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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Oklahoma

People from Oklahoma can't get sick because they all live in an OK state.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smileydatutrleman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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You know what they say about living in Oklahoma, right?

Its OK.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LAZERsquadBIG10
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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Living anywhere in Oklahoma is always OK
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SalazarRED
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2018
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Don't be worried if you don't know the postal abbreviation for Oklahoma

It's OK.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/newfranksinatra
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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Have you heard about Oklahoma’s football team?

They’re just OK

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chaseo2017
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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What did the guy who learned the abbreviations for Ohio and Oklahoma say?

OH, OK.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2018
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I visited Oklahoma recently and a friend asked me how it was

It's OK

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grimchemical
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2017
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My Dad dropped this on us as we were leaving Oklahoma.

In the car after a short stay in Oklahoma

Dad: So, What did you think of Oklahoma?

Me: It was fine, kind of boring.

Dad: Well i thought Oklahoma was OK.

Complete silence

Dad: You get it? OK is the abbreviation of Oklahoma

We all understood, it just wasn't that funny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakeup12
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2014
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My buddy asked me how my trip to Oklahoma was...

I said, "Oklahoma was OK".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alitalia
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2016
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Want to know what it's like to live in Oklahoma?

It's OK

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glaser209
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2017
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There's this gay bar in Oklahoma.

It's called Oklahomo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2016
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Classic dad during the Alabama-Oklahoma game

Mom: "What's a Sooner?"

Dad: "I don't know, but it's better than a later!"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2014
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Went to Oklahoma once.

It was OK.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Omenshah
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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While driving from Oklahoma to Illinois, I got lost on the way.

I've been in a state of Missouri ever since.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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What do you call a mediocre trip to Oklahoma?

An OK trip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BioSlothInfinite
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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Living anywhere in Oklahoma is OK.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bignate1213
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2018
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I was just in Oklahoma.

It was OK.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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Oklahoma

It's a pretty OK state.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gandalf_the_Ginge
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2017
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