If you don’t like musical puns ...
... then you have my symphony.
I'm glad I'm good at making musical puns
Otherwise I'd have some pretty dim innuendos.
You may not like this musical pun now...
Warning: musical pun
This Christmas, my dad, brother, and I went over to my grandfather's house to visit. My grandpa has a pool table, so we always play a couple games. Our teams were my dad and my brother against my grandpa and me. After his turn, my dad goes over to a piano in the corner of the room and starts playing Christmas tunes. His turn quickly comes up and he's still playing the festive tunes on the piano. My grandpa yells at him, "Hey! We're playing pool. Stop playing piano." My dad replies, "Fine! I'll play forte," and continued to play Jingle Bells, but very loudly.
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
Please don’t resort to violins and anger if you don’t notice.
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?
These repeating musical notes are just perfect for my composition...
In fact, you could say that they are Canon Fodder.
What’s it called when I sneak my favorite soda into a long, boring musical?
There's a new musical out called "The Mystery of Tide Pods"
Apparently it's a Soap Opera.
Before this whole lockdown thing, I went to a musical.
I didn't like it. Too much sax and violins.
I come from a musical house
What is the most musical part of a turkey ?
I’m excited it see Pun: The Musical
Is Hamilton a musical, or an opera?
I bought a musical instrument for my daughter, which cost me $1000.
The political climate is so polarizing these days that even Do, Re and Mi decided to form their own independent left leaning musical scale and vote Democratic.
When questioned they just stated they were now Anti Fa.
What is the most musical animal?
What do you call it when a musical group provides assistance?
What is the most musical fruit?
You think musical wizards are weird?
If you remove all musical instruments from a church
My son had an audition for a musical today where he plays Rick Astley
He’s so happy cuz he rocked the role.
I bought a covid face mask covered with random musical symbols...
I wanted to make a post with a joke about musical notes. I first attempted to use Do or Mi, but in the end I went with
Currently writing a screenplay for a show called Pun: The Musical.
Which musical instrument is the most depressed?
What do call a musical ball?
I working on "Warcraft - The Musical". The songs write themselves.
- My horde will go on
- Alliance sleeps tonight
- A horde day's night
Who makes the best musical range cookers?
What do you call a musical group of criminals that travels around the country but only along the outline of the country's border?
Which is the most musical weapon?
Swords, because they go “Sing! Sing! Sing!”
What is a pirates favourite musical note?
I was thinking to myself, if I wanted to race some musical instruments, where would I go?
Then it came to me, a soundtrack of course.
Before I did my musical audition my sister said break a leg
I asked her why
She said that she wanted me put in a cast
I’m doing a run of Pokémon: SoulSilver where I name everybody after musical artist puns. Here’s what I’ve come up with so far- pretty catchy, huh?
Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences goes largely unnoticed.
Ms. Richie: Hey, remind me what comes after Do and Re on the musical scale?
Lionel: Hello, is it Mi you are looking for?
I have a degree in musical theatre. I may not be able to solve a complex math problem but..
I can solve a problem like Maria.
My high school did a musical of a guy taking a girl out to dinner...
I won the lottery and squandered most of it on buying 17th century artwork and musical instruments.
Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.
What musical group do men join once they get married?
What's a musical pirate's favorite thing to steal?
I'm glad I'm good at making musical puns
Otherwise I'd have some pretty dim innuendos.
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments.
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