I am looking for some sort or plant/gardening puns from famous song lyrics for a class assignment such as:
You can grow your own way
-or-
Don't grow so close to me
Any help?
I bought some guitar picks for my partner's belated bday and I want to have some musical puns engraved on them. I don't know enough about music to do a good job. I need puns that play on musical theory or musical notes, method, whatever... Anything that's more clever than "I pick you", which I think is cute but also underwhelming. These are guitar picks though, so short and simple are best. NSFW acceptable. PLE ASE HALP!!!
... then you have my symphony.
Otherwise I'd have some pretty dim innuendos.
It ended in a clefhanger.
bassoon you will.
I'll try to orchestrate a change.
Mozart keeps Haydn my Liszt, so I took him out Bach and kicked him with my Schu(bert). Bizet-nga!
This Christmas, my dad, brother, and I went over to my grandfather's house to visit. My grandpa has a pool table, so we always play a couple games. Our teams were my dad and my brother against my grandpa and me. After his turn, my dad goes over to a piano in the corner of the room and starts playing Christmas tunes. His turn quickly comes up and he's still playing the festive tunes on the piano. My grandpa yells at him, "Hey! We're playing pool. Stop playing piano." My dad replies, "Fine! I'll play forte," and continued to play Jingle Bells, but very loudly.
She got into treble after the concert. (Please continue to make lots of music puns please)
We're making a music theory t shirt for my school And i just know there's a plethora of musical puns to be told so id loc e to hear all you've got, Reddit! :)
apparently the paper was jamming.
He was arrested for Petty theft.
Key Of C.
They use a xylem-phone
There’s too much sax and violins.
All she wants is “Bach Bach Bach”.
That is all.
I've heard that they were Huge Metal Fans
Idk but I did hear they are a big metal fan.
Hip Hop
You Dont Know How It Peels
Wrap music.
"Country!"
The second replies ‘I’m a big metal fan’
Courtesy of my 10 year old!
Because, dogs can Bach
Whenever I see a sharp, I wish it could just be flat
We live in A flat.
Otherwise I'd have some pretty dim innuendos.
Something catchy.
