Broadway has a new show that combines magic with the tunes of a 70’s Swedish Pop Band

It’s called ABBA-Cadabra.

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You think your tunes bump?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blizzrobe777
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Original music from a future moon colony should be called "Lunie Tunes"

Cartoons can be "Moonie Toonz"

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I can only imagine the frustration behind the making of modern Looney Tunes shows.

There has to be a lot of Bugs in the programs they use.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zamo312
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What do you call a little tune about atmospheric moisture?

A humi-ditty.

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My friend told me that you can't tune a fish. I disagree.

They have many scales but they are all over the place

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Dorothy overheard everyone saying how she can't sing "Carry on my Wayward Son" in tune and she's becoming a liability...

Looks like she's not in Kansas anymore

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DAD, TO A SINGER: "Don’t forget a bucket." SINGER: "Why?" DAD: "To carry your tune."
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You can tune a piano but you can’t tunafish.
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What tunes do exterminators get down to?

Smashmoth, Deadmouse, and Pop-a-roach

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zorthor
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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[OC] Bringin the tunes!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Candlefrog_king
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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An out-of-tune love song

Plenty of Fish in the C-Sharp

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I can tune a piano

But I don’t know how you tuna fish

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I was the solo support act for minor local rock group, 'Nothing'. My set went terribly. I was out of tune, really nervous, the equipment was failing too. The crowd began to boo and leave in droves.

I said, "you ain't seen Nothing yet!"

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"Ar, Mateys. This tune be called Interstate Love Song".

-Stone Temple Pirates

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my friend writes tunes about sewing machines

she's a Singer songwriter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scruluce
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My uncle quit the orchestra after the conductor complained he was out of tune

He left on a high note

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Why did Peter Pan tune the guitar?

He wanted to B minor.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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How do you keep two Oboes in tune?

Shoot one.

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If someone covers their face with blood and belts out tunes...

...would that make them a menstrual singer?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2018
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What TV theme tune do scientists sing?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JellyRollGeorge
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When they give out baseball gloves at the stadium, they play some pretty great tunes because...

...there's good rocking at Mitt Night.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2018
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You know, you can tune a guitar...

... but you can't tuna fish.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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You can tune a guitar

But you can’t tuna fish

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You can tune a piano but....

you can't tuna fish

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My dad is in tune with the world

I just got a package containing 25 ounces of silver in differently sized bullion coins. I was checking them out when my cat jumped up on the table, smelled the coin I was holding and then bit it for some reason.

I said "Whoa! he just bit it," as the cat ran away (probably not fun biting solid metal).

My dad glanced over and said, "So it's a Bitcoin?"

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At Thanksgiving dinner with 8 kids under the age of 7, I made a joke about inventing a reverse hearing aid that tunes out children decibels.

It fell on deaf ears

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πŸ‘€︎ u/borntobemild-
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While whistling a tune at work today...

My colleague says: Stop that! I can't stand George Michael.

Me: Sorry, I'm such a Careless Whisteler!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2016
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What does a fish use to tune his guitar?

A tuna!
(Sorry it only works in the UK)

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I can tune a guitar...

But I don't know how to tuna fish.

From my dad at the dinner table this evening, grill cheese and tuna on a bun.

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Can you tune a piano?

No, but I can tuna fish

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You can tune a guitar...

But you can't tuna fish.

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DAD, TO A SINGER: "Don’t forget a bucket." SINGER: "Why?" DAD: "To carry your tune."
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