Ohm Puns

It’s my P.S. de resistance.

WE MUST MAKE A RESISTANCE!

He couldn’t resistor.

He calls it his P.S. de resistance.

Oooohm

He said it was a shocking experience

So I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently, and now conducting himself properly.

She was shocked.

Sherlock Ohms.

He wasn't shocked.

Ohms

We call him Sherlock Ohms.

....tested positive today

When they realize I’m not an electrician.

I thought to myself “these should be free of charge”.

Because there’s no place like ohm.

I was shocked.

I guess that makes me an ohm wrecker

He’d laugh and say, “Son, you’re grounded.”

To know about current events.

Dad picks up, kid asks “when do you think you’ll be back for dinner”

Dad replies “I’ll be ohm when I get ohm”

Because it hertz.

"Namaste home today."

Just as a matter of interest will Electricians be "self isolating" under the "current" situation and staying at "Ohm" ?

Ohm my gawd, it's fascinating!

So I took it back to the store and exchanged it for another one…free of charge.

So I was looking at this stupid shopping app, and they had these "smart lamps," and I asked her why the hell someone would need smart lamps. Without even thinking she said, "because dumb ones aren't as bright."

Not really relaxing as my eyes are in pain, but I managed to make out "60 Watts - Made in China".

I'm a teacher, and due to recent storms we've had a few short-lived blackouts.

Today in class the electricity was being fixed by the company and they had to shut the lights off for a few minutes.

Secretary (comes in the room): were there any problems with the lights off?

Me (I've got this, I'm ready!): No, we were delighted.

The secretary left, paused outside and then came back in with the worst glare possible. Yes!!!

Thank you guys, I was prepared.

Edit: Front page!!! Awesome! This is the highlight of my day! Keep your puns coming, I love them all (and I'm secretly practicing them for the proper opportunity).

Thank you so much /user/x9x9x9x9x9 for the gold! It made everything that much better.

Keep your puns coming you guys (especially teachers!).

Student: "Can you address outlets?" Trainer: (turns chair towards wall) "Hello outlets."

I spent most of my childhood grounded.

Because he couldn’t resistor.

So I had to ground him. He's doing better currently, and conducting himself properly.

He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

Sherlock Ohms

He’s doing better currently, and conducting himself properly