What do you call a bullet proof Irishmen?

Rick O’ Shea

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Christmas Cracker Dadjoke

My Dad just walked into the living room with a Christmas cracker hanging out of the zip in his jeans. I gave him a strange look, to which he replied:

"What? I'm fucking crackers!"

Genius.

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