A list of puns related to "Conductance"
It was a zut! suit riot.
They send electricity through your nerves to see the response time. I was shocked to find out I have carpel tunnel syndrome.
so I had to ground him.
He's doing better currently.
And conducting himself properly.
I stayed up all night and I didn't snore once.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
Those are Apple Bottom Genes.
So my question was: What do you know about dwarves?
That's the only time anyone actually looks for Minh's spies.
"What do you know about dwarfs?" She asked.
"Very little." I replied.
EDIT: *Metal.
But it is when it's ground.
Pretty pointless, really. It didn't talk at all.
Off course you don't.
Seems like there's some chemistry happening between them.
Dad: Did you hear about how Jordan has been bombing ISIS?
Me: Yeah, it's pretty crazy.
Dad: I know... So do you think Jordan's Air Force is called "Air Jordan"?
Me: :-/
Dad: They probably have the Nike logo on their jets.
There was, for instance, the time he conducted a crew of new S.A.R.H. (Society for the Aesthetic Rearrangement of History -BJ) recruits β all from late twentieth-century Terra β on a training study of Carterβs World, a newly established agricultural colony attempting to support itself by the export of edible nuts. Barely into their second generation, and having yet to show a profit, the colonists were technologically backward. Nevertheless, they showed a surprising ingenuity in the use of their few advantages. It was this resourcefulness that Feghoot was demonstrating to his rookies.
βLook at the perfection with which these streets are gradedβ, exclaimed one student. βEarth-moving machinery on this scale is strictly high technology stuff. How can they do it?β
βA new alleyway is being constructed, nearbyβ, said Feghoot. βLet us walk that way while I explain.β As they strolled, he told his students that countless centuries before, the Carterβs World system had been inhabited by a now-vanished race of giants. This very planet had served them for a nursery, and among the many artifacts they had left were thousands of childrens blocks, immense and precision-cut. You simply jack one up onto logs, bring it where you want it, put collapsible jacks underneath, snake out the logs, spread soil more or less evenly beneath, and collapse the jacks.
βI seeβ, said the student. βItβs not graded road at all; its a simple hammered-earth base.β
βThatβs right,β Feghoot went on smoothly. βYou just hit the road jack and donβt come back no mo.β
His students registered dismay and anguish.
βIsnβt that right, old-timer?,β Feghoot demanded of an ancient Carterian standing by the mouth of the newly completed alley they had just reached.
βAhm afraid not, suhβ, said the senior citizen, and the students giggled at Feghoots discomfiture. βOh, we used to do it that way, but it was far too much trouble. Itβs the soil heah. You see, the very same soil which produced our famous cashews is so high in clay content that a child could roll out a road of it. Then, we simply use a system of lenses to bake it into hardness. Ahve just completed this alley mahself, and ahm just a retired professor of Sports History, much too old and feeble to handle hydraulic jacks.
βSo you see,β he finished, eyes twinkling, βMah hammered alley is really cashews clay.β
Howls of agony rose from the students, but Feghoot never hesitated. βAnd heβ, he said, turning to his students, βis clearly the gradi
... keep reading on reddit β‘Cause he was outta tuna.
Training.
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Circuitry!
Disudderly conduct.
"He ought to get a job in an orchestra, he conducts so well"
...but the working conditions were shocking
... would the police conduct a large scale search?
She keeps me grounded.
βHow many trains have you derailed to date?β I replied βItβs hard to keep track.β
The vampire, being hundreds of years old, had decided to conduct an experiment to see which career path was the most rewarding. He had every degree and certification you could imagine, but he settled on a surprising choice: cleaning mirrors.
When questioned, he said, "There's something about cleaning a mirror that just speaks to me. Not only can you see your progress as you go, I just know I'm helping someone see their true selves, for better or worse. I'm as surprised as you are, it's not a job I could ever see myself doing."
He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
So I had to ground him. Heβs doing better currently, and now conducting himself properly.
He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly...
He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
She asked me what i knew about dwarfs.......I said "very little."
So I had to ground him. He's doing better currently, and conducting himself properly.
Heβs doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
So I had to ground him Heβs doing better currently And conducting himself properly...
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
I had to ground him. Heβs doing better currently. Heβs even conducting himself better. I donβt know watt got into him.
Heβs doing better currently, and conducting himself properly
So I had to ground him. Heβs doing better currently and heβs conducting himself properly.
So I had to ground her.
She's doing better currently, and now conducting herself properly.
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