Those are Apple Bottom Genes.
So my question was: What do you know about dwarves?
That's the only time anyone actually looks for Minh's spies.
"What do you know about dwarfs?" She asked.
"Very little." I replied.
So I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently, and now conducting himself properly.
Cause he was outta tuna.
Pretty pointless, really. It didn't talk at all.
But it is when it's ground.
I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently. He’s even conducting himself better. I don’t know watt got into him.
She asked me what i knew about dwarfs.......I said "very little."
Off course you don't.
Seems like there's some chemistry happening between them.
So I had to ground her.
She's doing better currently, and now conducting herself properly.
Dad: Did you hear about how Jordan has been bombing ISIS?
Me: Yeah, it's pretty crazy.
Dad: I know... So do you think Jordan's Air Force is called "Air Jordan"?
Dad: They probably have the Nike logo on their jets.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
... would the police conduct a large scale search?
The vampire, being hundreds of years old, had decided to conduct an experiment to see which career path was the most rewarding. He had every degree and certification you could imagine, but he settled on a surprising choice: cleaning mirrors.
When questioned, he said, "There's something about cleaning a mirror that just speaks to me. Not only can you see your progress as you go, I just know I'm helping someone see their true selves, for better or worse. I'm as surprised as you are, it's not a job I could ever see myself doing."
She keeps me grounded.
...but the working conditions were shocking
"He ought to get a job in an orchestra, he conducts so well"
I figured he would do well with on the job training. He went off the rails and wrecked. I don't need to mention about his conduct during the process.
“How many trains have you derailed to date?” I replied “It’s hard to keep track.”
She was very good at conducting.
It really grinds my gears when people say stick-shift is obsolete.
Most people like their music bass-boosted, but it seems like too much treble.
When an astronaut drinks tea, he takes a big space-sip.
The best electricity puns are live wires. Coppers really don’t know how to resist these in a coil. If you make enough of this type of pun you can really blow their fuses. You need to be smart about how you conduct these so you don’t overload your capacitors.
The only kind of rap I like is the wrapping paper on gifts.
Scissors always cut to the point.
Airplane puns always fly overhead. You have to be careful so you don’t stall out. Always use better judgement so you nose how to dive. When used correctly, this pun classification can really propel to infinity and beyond. However, if misused, the fall from grace is full of turbulence.
When working with electricity puns always make sure to be grounded to prevent shocking results.
Mr. Tea says, ”Don’t be a fool, stay in school!”
I must conduct an investigation
Jeff went to his local train station and begged for the job. He got a job, as a janitor. Every day he swept the train car floors. To make his job easier, he added certain style to his sweeping technique. He used a 3 level system for how powerful he wanted to sweep. He had a small sweep for small piles of dust. Medium sweeps for leftover chip bags and plactic bottles. And the Super Mega Large sweeps for when there were spider webs as big as the train.
Jeff was a master sweeper, so he got Promoted!.. To hobo kicking. Nowadays he comes to the train station early in the morning, finds the nearest hobo, and kicks him out. However, Jeff's legs hurt after several strong kicks, so he used his 3 level system in hobo kicking. He had a small kick for tiny, bite sized hobos. Medium kicks for your average sized hobo. And his Super Mega Powerful kick for 300 pound hobos.
Jeff was sooooo good at kicking hobos and he was Promoted!.. to coal shoveling. Jeff arrives 20 minutes before his train departu... keep reading on reddit ➡
I asked, "What? Are you conducting a stool sample?"
He walked away, no words.
A conducter of electricity.
I told my brothers friends that men and ants were the only species who can conduct war.
One of them asked "Who made the study to find that out?"
And from behind comes "An Ant-thropologist"
They're great at conducting electricity
So I had to ground him. He's doing better currently, and conducting himself properly.
He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
So I had to ground him He’s doing better currently And conducting himself properly...
He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
He’s doing better currently, and conducting himself properly